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[gotashortfuse]

[There is a girl on the screen who has long red hair and a very familiar tattoo on her face... She really does not look happy at all.]

This shit is not funny. Turn me back right now. I don't wanna be a damn girl.

[Michael looks down at his new body and sort of stares a bit.]

RAPHAEL! HELP ME!

[Yeah. Totally stomping out of his room to go to him. That stupid doctor should be able to fix this, right?]

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[gotashortfuse]

Stop being stupid.

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[bedsidemanners]

I'm not being stupid! Here, get-- get behind me--

[as if that really hides anything as they walk into the nearest clothing store, raphael trying his dead-level best to saunter in as normal, and failing spectacularly.]

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[gotashortfuse]

Why? [Michael kicks Raphael's ass...literally...then shoves his way past to cross his arms and glare at the clothes.]

The hell am I supposed ta wear?

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[bedsidemanners]

Oof! Hey--

[the last shreds of raphael's dignity smash to absolute pieces right there as he mentally swears he'll never enter this store again.]

[but he straightens up and follows michael, trying to steer him towards the ladies' section]

If you won't wear dresses, maybe some j--

[no. no. turnabout is fair play. he has earned this.]

[as raphael starts looking for the skimpiest outfits he can find instead.]

Tell me if you see something you like here.

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[gotashortfuse]

I don't know what ta do with any of this.

[Staring at it like girls can't put clothes on the exact same way a guy can.]

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[bedsidemanners]

[putting as many crop tops, leather short-shorts, and so on into the pile of clothes hanging from his arm. he might have snuck a skirt or two in there. the world may never know.]

... You... what is there to be confused about? We haven't even hit the bras yet.

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[gotashortfuse]

What do I need one those for? They're only there for guys ta take off and no one's gonna do that shit.

[Yeah...he literally does not understand the purpose of a bra.]

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[bedsidemanners]

[staring.]

[staring.]

You cannot be serious.

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[gotashortfuse]

Yes I am.

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[bedsidemanners]

Michael... when we were walking up here, you didn't notice anything?

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[gotashortfuse]

Huh? What the hell are you talking about?

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[bedsidemanners]

... There's no explaining it to you, is there.

[at least they're in the back of the store.]

[raphael leans over abruptly and grabs michael's chest.]

They bounce.

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[gotashortfuse]

No explaining wha...

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[gotashortfuse]

[HOLD ON.]

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[gotashortfuse]

[WAIT A MINUTE.]

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[gotashortfuse]

HOLY SHIT YOU PERVERTED ASSHOLE!

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[gotashortfuse]

WHERE THE HELL DO YOU THINK YER GRABBIN'?!

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[gotashortfuse]

[AND PUNCHING HIS FRIEND IN THE DAMN FACE.]

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[bedsidemanners]

Oww! What the hell are you doing!

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[gotashortfuse]

PUNCHING A PERV IN THE FACE!

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[bedsidemanners]

I wasn't trying to be a pervert! I was just trying to prove a point about the bras!

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[gotashortfuse]

Groping me does not prove a point!

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[bedsidemanners]

Your breasts might start to hurt when you're running around if--

[... belatedly realizing he's talking as loudly as michael, and trying to tone it down]

If you don't have some kind of support. Like a bra.

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[gotashortfuse]

WHY THE HELL DIDN'T YA JUST SAY THAT, YA PERVERTED BASTARD!

[Yeah...they probably have people staring at them by now with people wondering what Raphael is doing to the poor girl wearing only a t-shirt.]

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[bedsidemanners]

Because you wouldn't have believed me!

[definitely. and not for the first time, raphael's face is the color of a ripe tomato.]

[and he is never visiting this store ever again, so help him.]

[but-- taking it in stride, slumping his shoulders and grabbing michael.]

Come on, let's go get the bras, too. We're not going to stop anywhere else.