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Michael ([personal profile] gotashortfuse) wrote in [community profile] poly_chromatic2012-07-14 11:51 am

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[There is a girl on the screen who has long red hair and a very familiar tattoo on her face... She really does not look happy at all.]

This shit is not funny. Turn me back right now. I don't wanna be a damn girl.

[Michael looks down at his new body and sort of stares a bit.]

RAPHAEL! HELP ME!

[Yeah. Totally stomping out of his room to go to him. That stupid doctor should be able to fix this, right?]
bedsidemanners: magnificent and trivial (we've traded our souls on trivialities)

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[personal profile] bedsidemanners 2012-07-15 03:21 am (UTC)(link)
Because you wouldn't have believed me!

[definitely. and not for the first time, raphael's face is the color of a ripe tomato.]

[and he is never visiting this store ever again, so help him.]

[but-- taking it in stride, slumping his shoulders and grabbing michael.]


Come on, let's go get the bras, too. We're not going to stop anywhere else.
bedsidemanners: his next words are "that's sick." (if i had my one wish)

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[personal profile] bedsidemanners 2012-07-15 03:28 am (UTC)(link)
Because this looks ter-- never mind.

[for once, being a pervert may have paid off. raphael digs through the racks, guesstimating on the sizing. he may or may not be slipping in a push-up bra with the others.]

You could help me. I'm not positive on the fit.
bedsidemanners: even though a two-year-old rules (in heaven everything is fine)

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[personal profile] bedsidemanners 2012-07-15 04:15 am (UTC)(link)
... Just... pick the...

[... smallest ones. a delicate way to put this. where is it.]

... Ones labeled with about a 32 or a 34 A for starters. Then you can try everything on in one of the changing rooms.
bedsidemanners: dysfunction junction what's your function (i hope my apathy doesn't pose a problem)

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[personal profile] bedsidemanners 2012-07-15 04:24 am (UTC)(link)
The inside label. Sometimes on the hangers, too.

[pointing]

Are you all right?
bedsidemanners: a case of nerves (but it's not that way)

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[personal profile] bedsidemanners 2012-07-15 04:28 am (UTC)(link)
[determined to pick out the most streetwalker-esque ones possible.]

[but he's starting to feel sorry for him, too]


Yeah, I didn't either.
bedsidemanners: you live just for yourself (life's just a cocktail party)

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[personal profile] bedsidemanners 2012-07-15 04:36 am (UTC)(link)
[and he's better at taking them off than putting them on.]

[but he's had a grand total of four days' experience at being a girl, and... well, it's not as though they could make this look any worse to the other people in the store if they tried, so... he just nods.]


... Yeah, I'll help you out. The clasps aren't that bad once you get used to them.
bedsidemanners: magnificent and trivial (we've traded our souls on trivialities)

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[personal profile] bedsidemanners 2012-07-15 04:52 am (UTC)(link)
[it evens out. raphael very conveniently and very intentionally forgot to get any panties.]

[so he brushes past the girl at the counter and follows michael straight into the dressing room, lugging that pile of clothes and bras. and dumping them on the bench as soon as the door's locked.]


Okay. Take off your shirt.
bedsidemanners: you think that i don't even mean (well i suppose you're thinking)

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[personal profile] bedsidemanners 2012-07-15 05:08 am (UTC)(link)
[raphael looks appreciatively.]

[for about a second and a half. since he really doesn't want to be punched again.]


I guess we'll try one of the [push-up bras] 34s first... here, put your arms through right here, and I'll clasp it in the back.
bedsidemanners: his next words are "that's sick." (if i had my one wish)

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[personal profile] bedsidemanners 2012-07-15 05:14 am (UTC)(link)
Yeah.

[... struggling with the clasp. but he get it.]

... How's it feel? You can adjust the straps if they're too tight.
bedsidemanners: personal space invasion (it does look that way doesn't it)

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[personal profile] bedsidemanners 2012-07-15 05:26 am (UTC)(link)
[raphael winces, torn between admitting and pretending that all bras are exactly like this. being able to pretend michael has cleavage doesn't seem like it'll be worth it.]

... Well, try on the black one, then? It's a different kind, probably more comfortable.

[... it's not a push-up bra. raphael goes ahead and unclasps the other one.]
bedsidemanners: genuine happiness? (you said you'd never compromise)

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[personal profile] bedsidemanners 2012-07-15 05:30 am (UTC)(link)
Better?

[yanking the bra off his face and hanging it up nicely. his gaze is wandering. badly.]
bedsidemanners: but it's your brother (yet you tell me it's a sin)

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[personal profile] bedsidemanners 2012-07-15 05:50 am (UTC)(link)
There're a couple of skirts and shorts... and tops. I tried to keep it in your usual style.

[he didn't. but it fits. hooker lite. lots of leather.]

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