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[designedtoparty]

[Did everyone think they were finally rid of this loudmouth asshole? Well, tough luck. He's back. He doesn't look too happy about it, either. Not even in the beautifully patterned Christmas jumper he's wearing.]

Come on! Seriously? It's been like two days. You couldn't have given me a little longer? You know. Now I've actually found a reason I want to stay back home. I almost didn't mind being a homeless.

Here. Look. [He fumbles in the pockets of his jeans for his phone, tongue between his teeth as he focuses on the screen.] C'mon, c'mon...

[With a triumphant grin, Nathan finds what he's been looking for, holding it up to the screen so everyone can see the picture he's taken. It's a close up of a vagina. Not exactly surprising to most people who've spoken to him, most likely. What's probably more noteworthy is the fact the woman in the photograph is in labour. The early stages of crowning, to be exact. Nathan taps the little that's visible of the baby's head, tearfully proud.]

Isn't he beautiful? I delivered him nearly all by myself.

[ooc; So, Nathan's updated to just after 2x07, meaning lots of exciting changes to play with. Hooray!]

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[pigtailsbutterflyknives]

I can't tell what's more fucked up. The sweater, or you flashing some girls vag all over the network.

[You have offended a small child, Nathan. Actually, not really.]

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[designedtoparty]

[Well, the small child has offended him. He is outraged.]

The sweater was a present. It's actually very comfortable. And it would be nice if you stopped looking at my girlfriend's twat long enough to appreciate my son. Did no one ever teach you manners?

[Go on. Look at him. In the first moments of his life. You should feel privileged, Mindy.]

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[pigtailsbutterflyknives]

I don't think the person that got you that sweater likes you all that much. [It was the vagina that did it, Nathan. And then Mindy's cringing away from the device.]

Dude! Dude, I'm hardly eleven years old. I don't want to see your son popping out of his mothers crotch.

[Really, Nathan? Really? She feels annoyed.]

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[designedtoparty]

I'm the father of her child. Of course she likes me.

[He's still offended. You're such a rude child.] Why not? It's special. I'm planning to get it framed for his eighth birthday.

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[awkwards]

Where the fuck have you - [ wait a second. she probably recognises that twat. or perhaps the hideous jumper. we will never know~ ] - Is that Marnie?

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[designedtoparty]

Why doesn't anyone notice the baby?

[Honestly. What is this obsession people seem to have with his girlfriend's nether regions?]

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[awkwards]

Why do you have a picture of that?

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[designedtoparty]

It's a family event. Why wouldn't I have a picture? You were right there when I took it.

[eiremagic]

....right. You could stay a homeless, if you like.

[designedtoparty]

Why would I? I'll just move back in with you.

[eiremagic]

....I'll warn Frankie.

[designedtoparty]

You haven't got rid of him, then?

[Because obviously she would have in like two days.]

[errandry]

Uh.

... I dunno if I oughta hope she knew you were recording that or not.

[designedtoparty]

I'm pretty sure she did know. It's not like I was trying to be subtle about it.

[errandry]

Pretty sure she must've been kinda busy!

[designedtoparty]

She isn't blind. She knew exactly what was going on. She kept yelling at us between screaming.

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[ruthless_hunter]

Nice outfit.

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[designedtoparty]

Thanks. It's a present from my girlfriend, so you can forget about all that funny business.

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[ruthless_hunter]

Is she here?

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[worldofourown]

Lovely sweater.

The picture isn't bad, either.

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[designedtoparty]

Why is this private? It's not like you've said anything the world doesn't know already.

The picture's not for sale, if that's what you're wondering.

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[worldofourown]

Force of habit.

[He privates all his conversations. So no one yells at him for - being what he is.]

Is the sweater?

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[thenormalsquint]

Somebody actually let you near her and her kid? And her vagina?

[Hello Nathan. Someone did not miss you. At all.]

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[designedtoparty]

On several occasions. And if the deities hadn't decided to drag me back into this shit it would've been several more.

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[thenormalsquint]

Epidural is a hell of a drug.