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[designedtoparty]

[Did everyone think they were finally rid of this loudmouth asshole? Well, tough luck. He's back. He doesn't look too happy about it, either. Not even in the beautifully patterned Christmas jumper he's wearing.]

Come on! Seriously? It's been like two days. You couldn't have given me a little longer? You know. Now I've actually found a reason I want to stay back home. I almost didn't mind being a homeless.

Here. Look. [He fumbles in the pockets of his jeans for his phone, tongue between his teeth as he focuses on the screen.] C'mon, c'mon...

[With a triumphant grin, Nathan finds what he's been looking for, holding it up to the screen so everyone can see the picture he's taken. It's a close up of a vagina. Not exactly surprising to most people who've spoken to him, most likely. What's probably more noteworthy is the fact the woman in the photograph is in labour. The early stages of crowning, to be exact. Nathan taps the little that's visible of the baby's head, tearfully proud.]

Isn't he beautiful? I delivered him nearly all by myself.

[ooc; So, Nathan's updated to just after 2x07, meaning lots of exciting changes to play with. Hooray!]

Comments

[designedtoparty]

He did what?! Why would he propose?

[eiremagic]

Thanks, Nathan, that makes me feel lovely.

[designedtoparty]

No, you're fine. It's not you I have the problem with.

[eiremagic]

Then why the hell wouldn't he propose? Fuck, considering I make all your bloody meals, you should get down on one knee too.

[designedtoparty]

Do you want me to? Because I'm sort of in a relationship now, and from the sound of things you're going to be stuck in one, too.

[eiremagic]

We're not engaged.

[designedtoparty]

But you just said you were.

[eiremagic]

No, I said he proposed.

[designedtoparty]

And you said no? I thought you liked Frankie.

[eiremagic]

We were cursed.

[designedtoparty]

Then do I really need to know?