designedtoparty: (a little baby coming out of your twat)
Nathan Young ([personal profile] designedtoparty) wrote in [community profile] poly_chromatic2012-05-25 08:05 pm

46 ∞ VIDEO

[Did everyone think they were finally rid of this loudmouth asshole? Well, tough luck. He's back. He doesn't look too happy about it, either. Not even in the beautifully patterned Christmas jumper he's wearing.]

Come on! Seriously? It's been like two days. You couldn't have given me a little longer? You know. Now I've actually found a reason I want to stay back home. I almost didn't mind being a homeless.

Here. Look. [He fumbles in the pockets of his jeans for his phone, tongue between his teeth as he focuses on the screen.] C'mon, c'mon...

[With a triumphant grin, Nathan finds what he's been looking for, holding it up to the screen so everyone can see the picture he's taken. It's a close up of a vagina. Not exactly surprising to most people who've spoken to him, most likely. What's probably more noteworthy is the fact the woman in the photograph is in labour. The early stages of crowning, to be exact. Nathan taps the little that's visible of the baby's head, tearfully proud.]

Isn't he beautiful? I delivered him nearly all by myself.

[ooc; So, Nathan's updated to just after 2x07, meaning lots of exciting changes to play with. Hooray!]
pigtailsbutterflyknives: (Mindy: Butterfly knives)

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[personal profile] pigtailsbutterflyknives 2012-05-25 10:57 pm (UTC)(link)
I can take care of myself.
pigtailsbutterflyknives: (Default)

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[personal profile] pigtailsbutterflyknives 2012-05-25 11:08 pm (UTC)(link)
I can take care of myself. [Yes, she is repeating herself, here. It's important for Nathan to understand this.]
pigtailsbutterflyknives: (Mindy: Butterfly knives)

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[personal profile] pigtailsbutterflyknives 2012-05-25 11:18 pm (UTC)(link)
So? I could take you down. Easy. No, this isn't a threat. It's fact.

[Also, the sky is blue and the grass is green.]
pigtailsbutterflyknives: (mindy: crocodile tears)

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[personal profile] pigtailsbutterflyknives 2012-05-25 11:21 pm (UTC)(link)
Hey. That was mean. [Pouting. These are crocodile tears. She just wants to see what he does.]
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[personal profile] pigtailsbutterflyknives 2012-05-25 11:25 pm (UTC)(link)
Dude. I was fucking with you. I've met significantly worse than you. The only reason you annoy me is you flashed pictures of your girlfriends crotch all over.