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[Did everyone think they were finally rid of this loudmouth asshole? Well, tough luck. He's back. He doesn't look too happy about it, either. Not even in the beautifully patterned Christmas jumper he's wearing.]

Come on! Seriously? It's been like two days. You couldn't have given me a little longer? You know. Now I've actually found a reason I want to stay back home. I almost didn't mind being a homeless.

Here. Look. [He fumbles in the pockets of his jeans for his phone, tongue between his teeth as he focuses on the screen.] C'mon, c'mon...

[With a triumphant grin, Nathan finds what he's been looking for, holding it up to the screen so everyone can see the picture he's taken. It's a close up of a vagina. Not exactly surprising to most people who've spoken to him, most likely. What's probably more noteworthy is the fact the woman in the photograph is in labour. The early stages of crowning, to be exact. Nathan taps the little that's visible of the baby's head, tearfully proud.]

Isn't he beautiful? I delivered him nearly all by myself.

[ooc; So, Nathan's updated to just after 2x07, meaning lots of exciting changes to play with. Hooray!]

Flat | Top-Level Comments Only

What is?

Being taken from your kid.

The deities pull that kind of shit all the time. It's not like he'll notice.

Still. It's not fair.

Yeah, I know. But with any luck they'll get bored and send me home in a few days anyway.

I'm Mindy. I'm new here.

Nathan. Shouldn't you be off trying to find a babysitter?

I can take care of myself.

[Nathan snorts.]

You're like ten. I can't take care of myself and I'm twice your age.

I can take care of myself. [Yes, she is repeating herself, here. It's important for Nathan to understand this.]

You're ten.

[It's important for her to understand, too. She is a tiny kid and is clearly incapable of anything.]

So? I could take you down. Easy. No, this isn't a threat. It's fact.

[Also, the sky is blue and the grass is green.]

All right. I take that back. You're nine. You're too stupid to be a ten year old.

Hey. That was mean. [Pouting. These are crocodile tears. She just wants to see what he does.]

You see my point there? You can't take hearing facts, let alone anything else.

[Sorry, Mindy. You'll have to really raise a scene to get his guilt going.]

Dude. I was fucking with you. I've met significantly worse than you. The only reason you annoy me is you flashed pictures of your girlfriends crotch all over.

I flashed pictures of my son's first moments of life. It's not my fault none of the rest of you can see past her pussy.

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