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[designedtoparty]

[Did everyone think they were finally rid of this loudmouth asshole? Well, tough luck. He's back. He doesn't look too happy about it, either. Not even in the beautifully patterned Christmas jumper he's wearing.]

Come on! Seriously? It's been like two days. You couldn't have given me a little longer? You know. Now I've actually found a reason I want to stay back home. I almost didn't mind being a homeless.

Here. Look. [He fumbles in the pockets of his jeans for his phone, tongue between his teeth as he focuses on the screen.] C'mon, c'mon...

[With a triumphant grin, Nathan finds what he's been looking for, holding it up to the screen so everyone can see the picture he's taken. It's a close up of a vagina. Not exactly surprising to most people who've spoken to him, most likely. What's probably more noteworthy is the fact the woman in the photograph is in labour. The early stages of crowning, to be exact. Nathan taps the little that's visible of the baby's head, tearfully proud.]

Isn't he beautiful? I delivered him nearly all by myself.

[ooc; So, Nathan's updated to just after 2x07, meaning lots of exciting changes to play with. Hooray!]

Comments

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[designedtoparty]

On several occasions. And if the deities hadn't decided to drag me back into this shit it would've been several more.

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[thenormalsquint]

Epidural is a hell of a drug.

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[designedtoparty]

She gave birth in the community centre. Just how well equipped for having babies do you think they are?

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[thenormalsquint]

Pain makes you do stupid things then. She can't be sane.

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[designedtoparty]

You know, that's actually very hurtful. How would you like it if I questioned your girlfriend's sanity?

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[thenormalsquint]

I wouldn't care.

[Not that she has a girlfriend...]

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[designedtoparty]

So, you wouldn't stand up for her? And you think she's stupid for shagging me.

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[thenormalsquint]

Oh, I'll stand up for her if it wasn't possible for her to do it herself first of all, but I still wouldn't actually care care about your opinion on anything dealing with relationships.

[Come on, really. He wanks with a sock. How could she?]

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[designedtoparty]

Not even if my opinion's that I'm seeing a mental case when you've never even met her?

[That's a fair point.]

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[thenormalsquint]

If that's your opinion of your girlfriend, then we agree. What the hell are we arguing for?

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[designedtoparty]

Fuck knows. At this point I think it's just habit.

So, have you missed me?