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[Did everyone think they were finally rid of this loudmouth asshole? Well, tough luck. He's back. He doesn't look too happy about it, either. Not even in the beautifully patterned Christmas jumper he's wearing.]

Come on! Seriously? It's been like two days. You couldn't have given me a little longer? You know. Now I've actually found a reason I want to stay back home. I almost didn't mind being a homeless.

Here. Look. [He fumbles in the pockets of his jeans for his phone, tongue between his teeth as he focuses on the screen.] C'mon, c'mon...

[With a triumphant grin, Nathan finds what he's been looking for, holding it up to the screen so everyone can see the picture he's taken. It's a close up of a vagina. Not exactly surprising to most people who've spoken to him, most likely. What's probably more noteworthy is the fact the woman in the photograph is in labour. The early stages of crowning, to be exact. Nathan taps the little that's visible of the baby's head, tearfully proud.]

Isn't he beautiful? I delivered him nearly all by myself.

[ooc; So, Nathan's updated to just after 2x07, meaning lots of exciting changes to play with. Hooray!]

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It's a family event. Why wouldn't I have a picture? You were right there when I took it.

... How - [ wait one second. ] - You went back home?

You didn't notice?

I thought you were just being a prick again.

What's the last thing you remember?

We got our new powers of that power guy who was here a while back.

I was about to go back and help choose a baby name with Marnie. So far I've got Jesus and Nathan Jr to bring up to her. We decided calling him Barry would just get him made fun of, but we might still use it for his middle if we can't think of anything better.

[ oh, well, she really wants to know where the fuck he is in her point in time, but at least he knows she wasn't lying about marnie now. AND CAN YOU STOP MAKING FUN OF SIMON!? ]

Unless you want him to grow up to be a wanker, don't call him Jesus, yeah?

[HE WAS HONOURING HIM, OKAY?]

Jesus is supposed to be all about love and shit. Why would he grow up to be a wanker?

Edited 2012-05-25 23:22 (UTC)

[ alisha raises her eyebrows and speaks to nathan as if he is dumb. for he is. ] You do remember the guy who tried to kill us, yeah?

[ not mentioning nikki, not mentioning nikki. ]

Which guy?

[There are a lot of people this could apply to, okay?]

The one who pretended to be Jesus! Do you seriously want your kid to be named after that prick?

We'd be naming him after the first Jesus. If we crossed off the name of everyone who'd ever acted like a prick we wouldn't have any names left.

So, that's why Nathan Jr's an option then?

Why can't you name him Barry? You like that name a hell of a lot.

I'm going to be his role model. He'll probably like being named after me.

It's a ridiculous name. What kind of a parent do you think I am?

You seriously want me to answer that?

Well, no. You're just going to be a bitch. But we all know I'm going to be an excellent dad.

You know why? Because I spent my childhood learning exactly how dad's need not to act. All I've got to do is the exact opposite my dad did and we're golden.

[ truthfully, alisha doesn't think nathan would be a shit dad. she just won't come out and say it so bluntly to him. he's a prick. ]

I doubt you'd leave him at an Ikea store. [ that's as close as she'll get to saying it, okay. nice heartfelt moments with nathan? lmfao. ]

Where does this leave your cat child?

[It's okay. He knows she thinks he's the greatest man alive really.]

I don't know. I think it depends on how easy Stephen makes it to steal him.

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