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[sealegs]

And this is why I don't like places that spend too much good coin on dazzle and flair. You've your tall buildings and tall champagne glasses and tall heels-- but not a damned brothel in sight?

It's a disappointment for us all. Can you imagine how repressed the men must be here? Oh, you poor things. There's a term for that, you know. And a cure if you know where to look.

[Isabela did, however, find the nearest trashy bar. So she's there and using her wiles to get free drinks because her coin doesn't get her anything at all.]

Say-- what is this thing anyhow?

[She addresses the bartender, tapping at the screen she's seen a few others burying their noses into.]

Thought if I talked at it long enough, it would, I don't know. Do a trick- vibrate. Anything but sit there and blink at me.

[A swig of her tankard of beer, and she accidentally slams it down on the device, shutting off the feed.]

[ooc | I don't know why I posted this now when I'm about to go to the gym. BRB.]

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[charring]

[There will be a faint coughing sound at the mention of 'brothels'. That's a new thing for people to ask for upon arrival. Wow. Water in Charlie's sinuses. Jesus.] That thing likes to turn on all on it's own. Record at awkward moments. It's made to annoy, I'm guessing. That's it's big trick.

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[sealegs]

It likes to -- turn on?

[She's surprised by the video that pops up, showing a pretty girl instead of just a bright screen with a bunch of words on it.]

Well, if it shows people like you all the time, I can't say I mind how many times it turns on.

[valentineluke]

Because you're topside and not Underground.

[sealegs]

Even I have standards. I'm not going to drink in the sewers.

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[bedsidemanners]

They're not all repressed, my dear.

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[sealegs]

But it's not quite the same walking the streets without- well, the particular kind of streetwalker to keep you company, if you know what I mean.

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[morphic]

There's really a term for this? What it is?

[She pauses, looking at her device in confusion.]

But the men don't seem repressed without there being a brothel here. Or... maybe I just can't tell.

[Despite her innocent and mostly naive response, Akane has decided that she likes Isabela already. Nothing better than hanging out with a fellow female pervert.]

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[sealegs]

Aren't you sweet- listen, darling, there are just some things in life meant to happen. If men don't get their action, they all get a little cranky. And the last thing we need is an overconfident, cranky man running free.

[deadly_legacy]

...Brothel? [She does know what it is in vague terms at least. She's just very surprised to hear someone speak of one in such a way.]

[sealegs]

[Another sweet girl! Oh, how precious!]

It's a place where-- people like me go to relieve their stress, so to speak.

[dignity_misery]

Don't waste your money.

[Sex was too easy to get for free.]

[sealegs]

On the booze or the sex, sweet thing?

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[ruthless_hunter]

Sorry to break it to ya', sweetspark, but it ain't voice activated.

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[sealegs]

I think I've got it figured out. This button here--

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[sealegs]

[she accidentally sets off text mode]

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[sealegs]

[And the nice bartender helps her get back to video]

I'm half-tempted to sell this thing.

[signatures]

If you're in a bar, of course you're not finding the brothel. They're not always one in the same.

[sealegs]

Believe me, sweet thing. I looked - until I found this place. Not the same thing, but it'll get me just as happy.

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[worldofourown]

[Smirk.]

Not repressed. Just very bored.

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[sealegs]

That never did anyone any good.

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[majorcrotchgrab]

Well, you certainly don't seem cursed so you must mean what you said. ... Disgusting.

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[sealegs]

You just don't know how to have fun.

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[intheblanks]

You need to press the right buttons to get it to vibrate.

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[sealegs]

This bartender isn't much help- care to help a girl in need and demonstrate?

[pratful]

[ He should have known it was not his day to give the phone thing a second try. The thing was better off buried in a field and smashed to pieces. But he had promised so he is going to give it a try. ]

What in the world would you want with a brothel? You can't actually want to work in one.

[sealegs]

Of course not. I prefer making use of their-- many services.

[hatesthefood]

I think a brothel is one of the few things we don't have here.

[sealegs]

Now that is a crying shame. And how long have people been living here?

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[firstaid]

[Completely ignoring the question about the brothel because it sounds like it's been answered and it's completely embarrassing anyhow. Just another thing she's learned about being here is that such a place is in demand... she's never seen one before and kind of hopes it stays that way.]

I assume someone has explained to you the functions of the device?

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[sealegs]

Well, I know how to make it vibrate.

[She gives a suggestive smile.]

[nebenstimme]

Wooooooow... are you here to take care of all the men by your little lonesome?

[sealegs]

I'm not the cure. I like to at least pick and choose who I woo into my covers.

[wetworking]

The men?

[sealegs]

Women are a little more patient, don't you think? Less-- prone to anger. Maybe they just know how to pleasure themselves better.