sealegs: (lewd posturing)
Isabela ([personal profile] sealegs) wrote in [community profile] poly_chromatic2012-03-29 07:23 pm

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And this is why I don't like places that spend too much good coin on dazzle and flair. You've your tall buildings and tall champagne glasses and tall heels-- but not a damned brothel in sight?

It's a disappointment for us all. Can you imagine how repressed the men must be here? Oh, you poor things. There's a term for that, you know. And a cure if you know where to look.

[Isabela did, however, find the nearest trashy bar. So she's there and using her wiles to get free drinks because her coin doesn't get her anything at all.]

Say-- what is this thing anyhow?

[She addresses the bartender, tapping at the screen she's seen a few others burying their noses into.]

Thought if I talked at it long enough, it would, I don't know. Do a trick- vibrate. Anything but sit there and blink at me.

[A swig of her tankard of beer, and she accidentally slams it down on the device, shutting off the feed.]

[ooc | I don't know why I posted this now when I'm about to go to the gym. BRB.]
majorcrotchgrab: (✪ is that so?)

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[personal profile] majorcrotchgrab 2012-03-30 02:15 am (UTC)(link)
Oh, I do. Trust me. I'm quite skilled in that area.
majorcrotchgrab: (✪ your intro has become tiresome)

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[personal profile] majorcrotchgrab 2012-03-30 02:18 am (UTC)(link)
Yes, I much prefer the silks and gold. God knows what they have in whore houses, aside from women.
majorcrotchgrab: (☭ i c wat u did thar)

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[personal profile] majorcrotchgrab 2012-03-30 02:20 am (UTC)(link)
Elves... Dwarves...? What are those?
majorcrotchgrab: (✪ lolwut? derp face)

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[personal profile] majorcrotchgrab 2012-03-30 02:23 am (UTC)(link)
I don't go to brothels anyways.
majorcrotchgrab: **paid comission. do not take** (✬ burp)

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[personal profile] majorcrotchgrab 2012-03-30 09:28 pm (UTC)(link)
Oh, good. I would've been insulted if it was personal.
majorcrotchgrab: (☭ pouty and serious)

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[personal profile] majorcrotchgrab 2012-03-31 12:37 am (UTC)(link)
I don't like that tone of voice.