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[studmuffin]

BEWARE THE IDES OF MARCH 8DDDDDD

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I'm asking if there's a curse going on.

[studmuffin]

Probably. There usually is.

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Not very comforting.

[studmuffin]

I'm not a comforting guy.

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What are you, then?

[studmuffin]

A jerk. I don't come with a health warning though.

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Are you a sarcastic jerk, or just a little too hard on yourself?

[studmuffin]

Sarcasm is literally my best weapon. So what's your name?

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And what a good one you've picked. My name is Peter.

[studmuffin]

Stiles. [ He huffs out a laugh. ] Make puns, not war. My favourite motto.

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Oh, so you've got others?

[studmuffin]

Yeah but if I told you I'd have to kill you.

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So there is some potential stabbing going around.

[studmuffin]

Nobody said it'd be with a knife, yo.

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I dare not try to imagine the alternative.

[studmuffin]

Hey, I know I'm attractive but I'm not coming on to you.

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[flat as a board:] What a shame.

[studmuffin]

Plenty of people in the City feel that exact same disappointment.

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Ah, do they? We ought to start a club.

[studmuffin]

You guys could get t-shirts.

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Get on it, then.

[studmuffin]

Hey I can't run your group.

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Oh, right. You only show up every now and then to satisfy the fanbase.

[studmuffin]

Exactly. Like at conventions.