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BEWARE THE IDES OF MARCH 8DDDDDD

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Stiles. [ He huffs out a laugh. ] Make puns, not war. My favourite motto.

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Oh, so you've got others?

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Yeah but if I told you I'd have to kill you.

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So there is some potential stabbing going around.

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Nobody said it'd be with a knife, yo.

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I dare not try to imagine the alternative.

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Hey, I know I'm attractive but I'm not coming on to you.

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[flat as a board:] What a shame.

[studmuffin]

Plenty of people in the City feel that exact same disappointment.

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Ah, do they? We ought to start a club.

[studmuffin]

You guys could get t-shirts.

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Get on it, then.

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Hey I can't run your group.

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Oh, right. You only show up every now and then to satisfy the fanbase.

[studmuffin]

Exactly. Like at conventions.