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[studmuffin]

BEWARE THE IDES OF MARCH 8DDDDDD

Comments

[lupusalpha]

What?

[studmuffin]

wow you are so uneducated bro

[lupusalpha]

I know what they are, I'm not happy about it.

[studmuffin]

are you secretly Cesar?

[lupusalpha]

You do know people are getting stabbed, right?

[studmuffin]

... yeah? but shakespeare waits 4 no man

[lupusalpha]

Where are you?

[studmuffin]

Grocery store

[lupusalpha]

On my way.

[mortemscintilla]

[ What's that smiley? Is it a laughing face or -- ? ]

[ He doesn't want to ask. Really doesn't. Except. ]

......Is that a penis?

[studmuffin]

why would it -- no this is a penis 8====) wow bro we need to educate you on smileys

[mortemscintilla]

[ Oh god. ]

You mean there's an actual smiley for a penis? [ Yes there is, Li. As you can see. ]

[studmuffin]

well sure. u can do lots of things thru text. doesn't mean you have to use them tho i guess

[mortemscintilla]

Why would ANYONE want to use that smiley?

Unless it's an in-text size contest. Which. Sounds really really dumb.

[studmuffin]

maybe you want to get the D?

[mortemscintilla]

The... D?

[ Hopeless. Hopeless. ]

[studmuffin]

y'know. dick.

[onset]

... Right.

[studmuffin]

Dude, don't say I didn't warn you when you get stabbed by some ... guys.

[onset]

Sorry, exactly why should I be worried about getting stabbed?

[studmuffin]

Ides of March.

Shakespeare, bro.

[onset]

I'm asking if there's a curse going on.

[studmuffin]

Probably. There usually is.

[onset]

Not very comforting.

[studmuffin]

I'm not a comforting guy.