All Action because kittens can't use the network.

[deadmanbusiness]

The city is full of new and strange visitors, a rather influx of them.

And here are seven more:

A mother cat and her six kittens are rambling about the city. While this normally may not be anything of note, this cat and her kittens are special.

See, they teleport.

That's right.

Teleport.

So, that sandwich you were about to eat? Now has a kitten on it.

Is that a mewing you hear in your purse? Yes, because there is now a kitten in it.

What's that under your hat? A kitten? Yup.

And is that grey kitten eating a plate? Like chewing it and swallowing the pieces? And then starting on the tablecloth? Yup.

At least all the kittens are friendly and momma cat is around to rescue them if they get into too much trouble.


((Fourth Wall ahoy! Here's the kittens and their quirks. Request one in particular or just get one at random. All replies will becoming from bamfingcats. If you're really desperate you can ask for their owner to show up and rescue you them and he'll be along.))

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[bamfingcats]

[A third kitten has appeared. This one, unlike the previous two, is grey and fluffy.

He has also decided that the bag - not the bread mind you, but the bag - is a good snack. Nomnomnomnomnom. His sibling hisses and tries to swipe at him, but Trouble is to far away to reach.]

[beyourarmy]

[Another one! But why the bag? He wants to ask if the kitten wouldn't like something more tasty, but, well, can't. Instead, he stops petting Squirt and reaches into the bag to offer the bread to the newcomer and Trouble.]

[bamfingcats]

[Trouble sniffs the bread and decides he doesn't like it. Mayhem on the other hand noms on it with great enthusiasm. Before going back to finish off the bag.

Setsua may notice the grey kitten has two rows of shark like teeth.

Trouble decides that he dislikes his brother eating his toy and pounces on him.]

[beyourarmy]

[He does notice, and puts the bread beside Squirt to see if he would like any, while reaching for Trouble to pull away from Mayhem. He wants to tell Trouble, 'Not sure you should be doing that. Not with someone who has that many teeth!']

[bamfingcats]

[Squirt nibbles on it.

Mayhem actually seems to be losing the fight. He teleports away and appears on Setsua's head.]

Meep!

[beyourarmy]

[One on his lap, one on his head - which tilts at first, until Setsuna adjusts from surprise - and one...just there. He looks at Trouble, curiously.]

[bamfingcats]

[Trouble seems pleased that Mayhem has been scared away and vanishes with his paper bag prize.

Did you want that bread?

Meanwhile Mayhem has discovered the necklace around Setsuna's neck and has decided it looks like a good snack.

While Trouble has vanished a fourth kitten has appeared. Inside of his shirt.]

[beyourarmy]

[Well, after a kitten was found sitting on it? They can have the bread. He does stare after the bag, though. Then tries to look to the side as he feels something cold and wet around his neck.]

[And then there's warm fluff inside his shirt. Confused, Setsuna pulls the collar out and looks down. One hand holds the kitten from the outside.]

[bamfingcats]

[NomNomNom.

Inside his shirt there's a pair of kitten eyes looking up at him.

Squirt takes the opportunity to bonk his sibling.]

[beyourarmy]

[He finally realizes the chain at his neck is being eaten - literally, it's going into that mouth with those teeth - but decides if the kitten wants it that much? He can have it. It's just a chain.]

[The pair of eyes gets a warm smile, and Squirt's antics a chuckle, and a head rub. This isn't so bad, kittens everywhere. Though he does wonder where the bag thief went.]

[bamfingcats]

[Oh. Goody. Nomnomnomnom....

Trouble is gone for right now. He has his bag.

Of course now Brat has to try and attack Squirt while still inside of the shirt.]

[beyourarmy]

[Bad place to attempt an attack from! Setsuna jolts, then tries to pull his shirt up and get Brat out of there. He'll worry about Trouble later, and hope whoever owns Mayhem doesn't mind if their kitten tries to digest metal.]

[bamfingcats]

[Considering that Mayhem routinely eats poison and comes out all right, a little metal isn't going to kill him.

Brat rolls into Squirt and they both go tumbling off of Setsuna with startled meeps.]

[beyourarmy]

[Well, if that's all right. But Setsuna doesn't know, so he'll remain concerned.]

[When they two go tumbling off, he reaches out to catch them, alarmed. It's okay if they fight on his lap, just not in his shirt. And he doesn't want them landing wrong.]

[bamfingcats]

[The vanish before they hit the floor and then reappear to chase each other around his legs.

To take their place is another kitten. A fluffy one who puts her paws up on Setsuna's chest and licks his chin. She has webbing between her toes.]

[beyourarmy]

[He stops entirely when they vanish, then breathes a sigh of relief to see them running around again.]

[Then a smile for the newcomer, until he inspects her paw, eyes wide. Swimming cat? Whatever, she's fluffy, so he'll pet her.]

[bamfingcats]

[Yes. A swimming cat. Oooh... pettings! She likes him yes!]

[beyourarmy]

[Well, he likes her too. Actually, he likes all of them, but that's the beside the point.]

[He looks at her paws again, then tries to touch to see if she'll let him.]

[bamfingcats]

[She'll let him look at them. She's gentle enough, like Mayhem who is inspecting the tastiness of his shirt.

And yes they are webbed.]

[beyourarmy]

[He looks at Mayhem, wishing he could talk. The kitten can have the shirt, too. Okay. But if he goes for the jeans, Setsuna will have to set some ground rules.]

[He studies the paws carefully, feels them, gently, then goes back to petting the soft fur. So adorable. He wants one.]

[bamfingcats]

[Ground rules? What are these things called ground rules? Shirts are yummy!

Fluffy melts into the petting and goes into dead thing found on the side of the road position.]

[beyourarmy]

[Ground rules are, you may be cute, but no eating the denim! People can't walk around naked without causing trouble. Otherwise...he might not care. Nakedness never bothered him, getting stopped because he's naked? Issue.]

[He's completely taken by this dead thing position, however, and lightly flickers his fingers over the exposed kitty belly.]

[bamfingcats]

[Yes, but jeans are yummy.

Oh. Fluffy LOVES this, yes she does. She's gone completely melted.

The two kittens that were chasing each other have decided it's nap time and are now curled on his shoes.]

[beyourarmy]

[No! Not these jeans. Setsuna insists.]

[He keeps his finger gentle, but doesn't leave the soft stomach. She's too cute. And...so are the ones cuddled up by Setsuna's feet, he finds, finally looking down to find them. Well, at least he knows where they are, now.]

[bamfingcats]

[Well, Mayhem actually appears to be GASP full with Setsuna's shirt sleeve, so he's gonna nap on his shoulder now.

Fluffy is just going to love upon him.

And now a sleek black cat with a collar appears. She's obviously the mom as she has a kitten in her mouth.]