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How to have sex with a Time Lord

1. Patience. Lots of patience.

2. Help him save the universe multiple times, saving his life personally in the process if necessary.

3. Don't be afraid to stand up to him and let him know when he's crossing the line. He has to know you're not scared of him even if you are scared of what he's capable of. There's a difference

4. When he abandons you for your own good, don't stay abandoned. There's a difference between patience with him and waiting for something that's not going to come. You're not the first one he's left behind so be the first one that crosses universes to find him.

5. Rewrite time.

6. Make him regenerate. Not on purpose. It's better if he does it in order to save you or the universe. I'm still a bit fuzzy on which he was doing.

7. Get locked in a universe with him. This helps because he has to slow down enough to realize it's a possibility.

8. Be patient. Let him know how you feel but don't be pushy about it.

9. Make sure that he knows you know how he feels about you too.

10. Let him know he's worth it. All of it: Monsters, danger, the universe.

11. Helps if you figure out that whole feelings transfer thing. Personally, I sort of think we were on track anyway, that just pushed it along.

12. Don't be afraid to take charge, take a stand and lay down some rules. This ties in a bit with not being afraid to stand up to him.

13. Write a letter to Santa Claus.

14. Bit padding my ego here, but I think it helps to be me.

Flat | Top-Level Comments Only

I'm following you. Aliens, huh? That's different than the whole demon thing I'm used to dealing with. They aren't evil aliens, right? Cause if they're evil then they resemble most demons I've ever met which would not be cool. And then my sister would be all omg Dawn is in trouble again when I made friends with the evil types of demons... I mean aliens.

Definitely not evil aliens. 'Least the Doctors aren't evil. There are evil aliens out there though.

I'll introduce you if you want.

Why does there always have to be evil all up in everything? I mean I guess it keeps it all interesting and stuff but I could really do without some of the evil, especially the kind of evil that comes with apocalypse-y type stuff.

Oh! No, I can introduce myself! Can I just tell him I want a Time Lord cause they sound all cool? Or should I just go slow and say hey I'm Dawn?

Definitely keeps things interestin'. People wouldn't need savin' without some of the evil things.

[That gets a laugh]

Go with the subtle and slow bit. He's a little gunshy.

I am so on top of this gunshy thing cause I'm the opposite of gunshy.

Yeah as much as I'd like all the evil things to go away when I think of a world without it it seems kind of boring, which is bad, right? Not right? I really don't know. But evil serves a purpose!

S'xactly what he needs.

Yeah, definitely bad. Used to have a borin' life. Don't ever want one again.

I don't think I've ever experienced boring before now that I think about it. But even in theory it seems boring. What did you used to do in your boring life and was it before you met the Time Lord's cause they seem the opposite of boring.

I was a shop girl in a department store called Henricks. Had a normal boyfriend, ate chips, watched football. That sorta thing.

That sounds really normal. My sister keeps trying to give me normal but I'm pretty sure normal isn't possible for some people.

I dunno. Might have a point. In some people, it's all that's possible. They just sorta...reject anything not normal.

Tell me about it! Even though vampires have come out of the closet back home, people think they're all cuddly like teddy bears... with fangs. One of them even has her own reality show. I'm like, really? Really, human race? And some of them still don't believe. They think it's all special effects.

Yeah? You've got vampires in your world and people think they're harmless? Not sure which is more believable.

Really weird, right? I never thought I would see that kind of thing. And yet it's all in the now back home. People are weird with all their PCness and civil rights for Vampires.

Well, they deserve 'em if they're members of the society and behavin' themselves but if they're tryin' to hurt humans they've gotta be dealt with.

Well yeah, it's more of a good versus evil thing than a them versus us. I know some nice vampires, usually the really old ones who can control the blood lust or the really young ones who have someone to teach them. But most of them, I'd rather splash them with holy water first and ask if they're good later instead of their getting the upper hand on me. I'm not super powered like my older sister. I'm just me!

Guess I can sorta understand. Long as you give 'em a chance once they prove they're one of the good ones, yeah?

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