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How to have sex with a Time Lord

1. Patience. Lots of patience.

2. Help him save the universe multiple times, saving his life personally in the process if necessary.

3. Don't be afraid to stand up to him and let him know when he's crossing the line. He has to know you're not scared of him even if you are scared of what he's capable of. There's a difference

4. When he abandons you for your own good, don't stay abandoned. There's a difference between patience with him and waiting for something that's not going to come. You're not the first one he's left behind so be the first one that crosses universes to find him.

5. Rewrite time.

6. Make him regenerate. Not on purpose. It's better if he does it in order to save you or the universe. I'm still a bit fuzzy on which he was doing.

7. Get locked in a universe with him. This helps because he has to slow down enough to realize it's a possibility.

8. Be patient. Let him know how you feel but don't be pushy about it.

9. Make sure that he knows you know how he feels about you too.

10. Let him know he's worth it. All of it: Monsters, danger, the universe.

11. Helps if you figure out that whole feelings transfer thing. Personally, I sort of think we were on track anyway, that just pushed it along.

12. Don't be afraid to take charge, take a stand and lay down some rules. This ties in a bit with not being afraid to stand up to him.

13. Write a letter to Santa Claus.

14. Bit padding my ego here, but I think it helps to be me.

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I don't think I've ever experienced boring before now that I think about it. But even in theory it seems boring. What did you used to do in your boring life and was it before you met the Time Lord's cause they seem the opposite of boring.

I was a shop girl in a department store called Henricks. Had a normal boyfriend, ate chips, watched football. That sorta thing.

That sounds really normal. My sister keeps trying to give me normal but I'm pretty sure normal isn't possible for some people.

I dunno. Might have a point. In some people, it's all that's possible. They just sorta...reject anything not normal.

Tell me about it! Even though vampires have come out of the closet back home, people think they're all cuddly like teddy bears... with fangs. One of them even has her own reality show. I'm like, really? Really, human race? And some of them still don't believe. They think it's all special effects.

Yeah? You've got vampires in your world and people think they're harmless? Not sure which is more believable.

Really weird, right? I never thought I would see that kind of thing. And yet it's all in the now back home. People are weird with all their PCness and civil rights for Vampires.

Well, they deserve 'em if they're members of the society and behavin' themselves but if they're tryin' to hurt humans they've gotta be dealt with.

Well yeah, it's more of a good versus evil thing than a them versus us. I know some nice vampires, usually the really old ones who can control the blood lust or the really young ones who have someone to teach them. But most of them, I'd rather splash them with holy water first and ask if they're good later instead of their getting the upper hand on me. I'm not super powered like my older sister. I'm just me!

Guess I can sorta understand. Long as you give 'em a chance once they prove they're one of the good ones, yeah?

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