eames (
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poly_chromatic2012-01-18 04:31 pm
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[ There's a long pause of just incredibly thoughtful breathing before Eames starts up. ]
I'm absolutely not going to tell you lot how to have sex. That's just silly. I think the majority of us are adults, in any case - and even if some of us have absolutely no experience, I'm sure everyone has the same general idea. It's hardly complicated. You'll know what to do when you get to that point.
If you don't, well - I'll spend my time feeling terribly sorry for the other partner.
In any case, just don't get married after. Even if she says she only pulls the special tricks for married men. After the big rock you have to use all of your resources to get her and the honeymoon period, the excitement wears off. She stops shaving her legs during winter. The stilettos get retired. Women are no longer obligated to impress their husbands by the time you two get back from Fiji and then what are you left with? Boredom and petty fighting. Honestly, there are other options out there - most of which involve far less paperwork.
And for God's sake, don't get anyone pregnant. Do you really want to introduce a baby to a City where a unicorn can run you down any moment and there are bars dedicated toward vampirism?
Right.
Carry on, then.
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I'm absolutely not going to tell you lot how to have sex. That's just silly. I think the majority of us are adults, in any case - and even if some of us have absolutely no experience, I'm sure everyone has the same general idea. It's hardly complicated. You'll know what to do when you get to that point.
If you don't, well - I'll spend my time feeling terribly sorry for the other partner.
In any case, just don't get married after. Even if she says she only pulls the special tricks for married men. After the big rock you have to use all of your resources to get her and the honeymoon period, the excitement wears off. She stops shaving her legs during winter. The stilettos get retired. Women are no longer obligated to impress their husbands by the time you two get back from Fiji and then what are you left with? Boredom and petty fighting. Honestly, there are other options out there - most of which involve far less paperwork.
And for God's sake, don't get anyone pregnant. Do you really want to introduce a baby to a City where a unicorn can run you down any moment and there are bars dedicated toward vampirism?
Right.
Carry on, then.
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Even beyond kissing. [ All the embarassment, but she manages to soldier through those sentences. ]
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That's a bit limiting, isn't it? How will you know which boy you'll prefer?
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And of course marriage isn't an easy topic for her, personally, either. ] It is not as though anyone but Mortmain should wish to marry me, regardless of what is done.
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Though it was a very cruel thing to say.
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Might I ask into this sort of nature?
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I am not quite sure what I am, but certainly not fully human.
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[ The sir just slips out. ]
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It certainly doesn't appear noticeable.
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All marriages have some secrets.
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[ Problematic, in 1878. ]
I see your point. Though I'm sure there are those you could be happy with who don't want children to begin with.
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[ Pause. ] I must apologize, Mr Eames. I did not wish to bother you with my problems.
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I'm sorry it came up in such a public venue.
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It is not something I should be ashamed of, I think. [ She still is, but she's getting better about it. ]
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No, I think not.
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There are worse traits in human themselves regardless, just different ways to act out on it.
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I-- thank you, Mr Eames.
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What ever for?
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