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eames ([personal profile] signatures) wrote in [community profile] poly_chromatic2012-01-18 04:31 pm
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[ There's a long pause of just incredibly thoughtful breathing before Eames starts up. ]

I'm absolutely not going to tell you lot how to have sex. That's just silly. I think the majority of us are adults, in any case - and even if some of us have absolutely no experience, I'm sure everyone has the same general idea. It's hardly complicated. You'll know what to do when you get to that point.

If you don't, well - I'll spend my time feeling terribly sorry for the other partner.

In any case, just don't get married after. Even if she says she only pulls the special tricks for married men. After the big rock you have to use all of your resources to get her and the honeymoon period, the excitement wears off. She stops shaving her legs during winter. The stilettos get retired. Women are no longer obligated to impress their husbands by the time you two get back from Fiji and then what are you left with? Boredom and petty fighting. Honestly, there are other options out there - most of which involve far less paperwork.

And for God's sake, don't get anyone pregnant. Do you really want to introduce a baby to a City where a unicorn can run you down any moment and there are bars dedicated toward vampirism?

Right.

Carry on, then.

[ Blip! Off goes the feed. ]

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[personal profile] likeboudica 2012-01-18 10:14 pm (UTC)(link)
I am from 1878, Mr Eames. [ She's read enough and talked to enough people since arriving in the City to know that things have changed since her time. Considerably. But she still has Victorian sensibilities.

And of course marriage isn't an easy topic for her, personally, either. ]
It is not as though anyone but Mortmain should wish to marry me, regardless of what is done.

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[personal profile] likeboudica 2012-01-18 10:19 pm (UTC)(link)
[ Very hesitant. ] It has been mentioned that due to my nature, I should hope for no better than to be someone's mistress, at most.

Though it was a very cruel thing to say.

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[personal profile] likeboudica 2012-01-18 10:22 pm (UTC)(link)
[ Deep breath. ]

I am not quite sure what I am, but certainly not fully human.

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[personal profile] likeboudica 2012-01-18 10:28 pm (UTC)(link)
I could not lie about such a thing to my, [ pause. ] future prospects, sir.

[ The sir just slips out. ]

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[personal profile] likeboudica 2012-01-18 10:31 pm (UTC)(link)
It is not very noticeable. I bear no warlock's mark. It is part of the reason no one quite knows what I am.

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[personal profile] likeboudica 2012-01-18 10:38 pm (UTC)(link)
[ Very quietly. ] I cannot bear children.

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[personal profile] likeboudica 2012-01-18 10:42 pm (UTC)(link)
Perhaps so.

[ Pause. ] I must apologize, Mr Eames. I did not wish to bother you with my problems.

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[personal profile] likeboudica 2012-01-18 10:49 pm (UTC)(link)
That does not mean you should have to.

It is not something I should be ashamed of, I think. [ She still is, but she's getting better about it. ]

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[personal profile] likeboudica 2012-01-18 10:57 pm (UTC)(link)
Do you truly not mind at all that I am not human?

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[personal profile] likeboudica 2012-01-18 11:04 pm (UTC)(link)
That seems very progressive.

I-- thank you, Mr Eames.

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[personal profile] likeboudica 2012-01-18 11:08 pm (UTC)(link)
Not thinking I am a monster.

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[personal profile] likeboudica 2012-01-18 11:15 pm (UTC)(link)
I am rather glad to hear it.

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