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so ive been working on a guide
one that is actually updated and helpful to clueless passersby who end up getting a surprise complimentary fuckin bath in the fountains
what do you guys think



got a couple more pages in the works
one about curses
deities
the other city
various tourist attractions for the teenage soul
shit like that

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Yes. Rounded edges and sans all comedy - brings a fucking tear to my eye just looking at it.

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[Not unpleasantly:] I think it's bringing several tears to many people's eyes. Mine included.

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Good. I've got a box of tissues laden with artistic appreciation and scented with irony. Have at 'em dude.

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Thank you, that's - very thoughtful of you.

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Gonna write me a thank-you card? Address it to Dave Strider, master of cool.

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I think anything I attempted would simply pale in comparison with what you've done.

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A true master doesn't fucking stunt his students' growth and experimentation despite their inevitable futility.

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Oh, is that what you are?

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Ain't got time for your sass, bro.

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I'm only asking.