o8 ♞ text

[sickbeat]

so ive been working on a guide
one that is actually updated and helpful to clueless passersby who end up getting a surprise complimentary fuckin bath in the fountains
what do you guys think



got a couple more pages in the works
one about curses
deities
the other city
various tourist attractions for the teenage soul
shit like that

Comments

[johnfoolery]

hahahahaha, dude.
people are going to understand even less than before you gave them the guide.

[sickbeat]

no shit it isnt finished yet
once i get the next pages up this guide is gonna be totally dope
be like taking a crash course in city 101
ill be handing out more college credits than a volunteer shelter full of hippies

[johnfoolery]

ok maybe this would be a good idea if everyone was already one of your fans and also already knew all of the city facts?
or brain damaged?
but that is actually a very small amount of the new people, dave.

[he_who_kills]

Eh? Is joke or boy be village idiot?

[sickbeat]

props for the ironic question dude

[he_who_kills]

Heh-heh!

[synanthrope]

You can't spell.

[sickbeat]

nah thats part of the act
the ruse if you will
dont worry its a deeper level of irony than most are able to comprehend at first glance

[synanthrope]

Is that your way of calling me blind?

[vicodincrutch]

I'd hate to see what it looks like when you're sober.

[sickbeat]

cant stop wont stop
if getting drunk off my ass from aj gets me a heaping slab of judgement cake from the masses then so be it
i will drink until im rotund and rolling my ass down to the nearest apple orchard

voice;

[maoser]

Your spelling is terrible.

voice;

[sickbeat]

Nah, man. It's all part of the package- you gotta look deeper. Sip some tea to help you out.

voice;

[maoser]

Tea isn't going to change the Oxford English Dictionary.

voice;

[onset]

Is that - [hold on for a second, he has to squint at his screen.] Comic sans?

voice;

[sickbeat]

Yes. Rounded edges and sans all comedy - brings a fucking tear to my eye just looking at it.

[onset]

[Not unpleasantly:] I think it's bringing several tears to many people's eyes. Mine included.

[majorcrotchgrab]

Your art and grammar are atrocious.

[sickbeat]

scool if you dont get it bro
not everyone can
youre not alone
maybe you can start up some kinda help group to assist you through these troubled times

[majorcrotchgrab]

"Scool?" "Bro?"

[hexuality]

Short and to the point. I'm a fan.

[sickbeat]

fuck
yes
i knew you were awesome
im never wrong about these things
considering how ace i am at it myself

[hexuality]

Most guides are too wordy and overwhelming, make you feel even more depressed about being kidnapped by a couple of mad deities.

[riceballfruit]

I'm very sorry, sir. I've misunderstood more than once since I arrived. Maybe something's wrong with me and that's why? But I'm having a little trouble reading this.

Though I'm sure it's very helpful! And short and to the point is always good for someone like me.

[sickbeat]

maybe
but probably not
i mean shit not everyone gets their asses dumped in a world like this
its why im putting it together in the first place