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[sickbeat]

so ive been working on a guide
one that is actually updated and helpful to clueless passersby who end up getting a surprise complimentary fuckin bath in the fountains
what do you guys think



got a couple more pages in the works
one about curses
deities
the other city
various tourist attractions for the teenage soul
shit like that

Comments

[johnfoolery]

hahahahaha, dude.
people are going to understand even less than before you gave them the guide.

[he_who_kills]

Eh? Is joke or boy be village idiot?

[synanthrope]

You can't spell.

[sickbeat]

no shit it isnt finished yet
once i get the next pages up this guide is gonna be totally dope
be like taking a crash course in city 101
ill be handing out more college credits than a volunteer shelter full of hippies

[sickbeat]

props for the ironic question dude

[sickbeat]

nah thats part of the act
the ruse if you will
dont worry its a deeper level of irony than most are able to comprehend at first glance

[he_who_kills]

Heh-heh!

[synanthrope]

Is that your way of calling me blind?

[sickbeat]

depends
how impressed are you with my killer graphics

[synanthrope]

Well, that depends.

How much time did you spend on them?

[sickbeat]

oh man like
many a gallon of sweat has been spent over each pixel
the bucket tool carefully selected out of many contenders
and dont get me started on the color palette

[synanthrope]

Then I think you're an idiot.

[sickbeat]

the life of an artist is a hard and misunderstood one
its hard and no one understands

[synanthrope]

Martyrdom isn't very attractive.

[sickbeat]

tell that to jesus
most handsome beard to ever grace religious texts and stained glass windows

[synanthrope]

Most modern images of Jesus are based of Carvaggio's friends who were all criminals he met on the street.

[vicodincrutch]

I'd hate to see what it looks like when you're sober.

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[maoser]

Your spelling is terrible.

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[onset]

Is that - [hold on for a second, he has to squint at his screen.] Comic sans?

[majorcrotchgrab]

Your art and grammar are atrocious.

[sickbeat]

ok
so what youre getting at is jesus actually looks like he remembers to comb his hair every once in a while
maybe even trims his beard instead of looking like he walked out of the furriest dwarven kingdom before it got attacked by a bunch of hairless jealous oafs

[sickbeat]

cant stop wont stop
if getting drunk off my ass from aj gets me a heaping slab of judgement cake from the masses then so be it
i will drink until im rotund and rolling my ass down to the nearest apple orchard

voice;

[sickbeat]

Nah, man. It's all part of the package- you gotta look deeper. Sip some tea to help you out.

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[sickbeat]

Yes. Rounded edges and sans all comedy - brings a fucking tear to my eye just looking at it.

[sickbeat]

scool if you dont get it bro
not everyone can
youre not alone
maybe you can start up some kinda help group to assist you through these troubled times