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Accidental Audio

[There's a rustling of branches and then the very angry honking of geese complete with wing rustling.]

Stupidfucking geese. I'll have you all for dinner if I could!

[Hey. Guess who's up in a tree again...?]

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[She's not laughing, really she's not.]

Need a hand?

[Startled noise as Theo pulls the phone out of his pocket. There's a rat's body tumbling off of it and then Theo's face.]

I need a gun and a feather plucker.

[:|]

How about someone who knows how to use a knife and an oven for roasting?

That works.

[There's a movement and then a grunt as Theo kicks a goose away.]

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Where are you?

And by the way...I lied about knowing how to use the oven.

[He gives her the address.]

It's okay. I do.

Give me a little bit, I'm not to far away.

[As typical for her, she's already armed.]

Dinner's on you then.

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You really must take this act on the road.

Hah.

Hah.

Hah.

Must I think of everything? [Dramatic sigh.] Break off branch; aim and snap a neck or two; make 'puppets' for quick getaway.

I'm not doing so bad this time around, honestly.

They just startled me.

Oh dear.

Yeah. Yeah.

Are trees a thing for you?

Getting attacked by animals is.

Do you smell attackable to them?

They dislike the undead.

You're --.

[ Oh. ] Are you a Downworlder?

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You... seem to spend a lot of time up trees lately.

Animals don't like me very much.

[Jasper's head sticks up in view.]

Living animals don't like me very much. [He amends.]

What in the world is that?

Are you saying that's a dead rat?

Undead rat.

Ahhhhh...

I'm not all that fond of live rats, I have to admit.

I hear they make good pets and are very intelligent.

Good to know.

I'll stick with my live cat, I think.

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