Accidental Audio

[deadmanbusiness]

[There's a rustling of branches and then the very angry honking of geese complete with wing rustling.]


Stupidfucking geese. I'll have you all for dinner if I could!

[Hey. Guess who's up in a tree again...?]

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[coyote_walking]

What kind of cats are these? That your most talented mage hasn't figured something out.

[deadmanbusiness]

We're... actually not sure.

We know the mother is possibly from fairy. We think. And we know Mayhem - the one that can eat anything - is part goblin.

We also know that there hasn't been a teleporting ward or barrier that we know of that can keep them out.

And we know that the mother - and now here kittens - are the only known cats that can teleport.

[coyote_walking]

Oh wow.

Yes, I can see where cats with that lineage are going to be particularly difficult to contain.

Glad they're not here!

[deadmanbusiness]

Me too.

I don't know what I'd do if that happened.

[Though bringing them over for a 4th wall event is going to be HILARIOUS. >.> ]

[coyote_walking]

I can't even begin to imagine the destruction they could cause here.


[4th wall with them will be great!]

[deadmanbusiness]

I can. Sadly.


[There's the one that eats everything. The one that likes swimming. The one that likes appearing between woman's boobs...]

[coyote_walking]

I'm just shuddering here.


[Wonder if they'll be freaked by Mercy's scent the way most cats are.]

[deadmanbusiness]

You should be. However now I've probably jinxed myself.

[Likely not. There not completely cat after all. And the one that eats everything is dumb as a rock.]

[coyote_walking]

Too true.

The deities will send them here to torment us and it will be all your fault!

[Interesting...]

[deadmanbusiness]

I will accept full blame. Mostly.


[THEY'RE. Not there. pfft. Also they're from a world where strange creatures and smells are every day things, especially in their owner's day job. She'd have to be really weird to freak them out.]

[coyote_walking]

Okay then.

Well... I guess I'll, um... leave you to it then.

Unless you need someone to come help you down.


[Cats and most dogs don't like her in canon because they can smell that she's a predator, so I figured I'd ask.]