Accidental Audio

[deadmanbusiness]

[There's a rustling of branches and then the very angry honking of geese complete with wing rustling.]


Stupidfucking geese. I'll have you all for dinner if I could!

[Hey. Guess who's up in a tree again...?]

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[nosympathy]

[She's not laughing, really she's not.]

Need a hand?

[valentineluke]

You really must take this act on the road.

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[deadmanbusiness]

[Startled noise as Theo pulls the phone out of his pocket. There's a rat's body tumbling off of it and then Theo's face.]

I need a gun and a feather plucker.

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[deadmanbusiness]

Hah.

Hah.

Hah.

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[nosympathy]

How about someone who knows how to use a knife and an oven for roasting?

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[deadmanbusiness]

That works.

[There's a movement and then a grunt as Theo kicks a goose away.]

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[nosympathy]

Where are you?

And by the way...I lied about knowing how to use the oven.

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[deadmanbusiness]

[He gives her the address.]

It's okay. I do.

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[nosympathy]

Give me a little bit, I'm not to far away.

[As typical for her, she's already armed.]

Dinner's on you then.

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[deadmanbusiness]

We can get something from one of those eggs, right?

Maybe I should get my gun.

And that's fine about the dinner.

[valentineluke]

Must I think of everything? [Dramatic sigh.] Break off branch; aim and snap a neck or two; make 'puppets' for quick getaway.

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[nosympathy]

That's what they said.

[Not that she's so sure how much to believe.

In any case, she's there in less time than most would take since she can materialize where ever she wants. Nifty little trick that.]

Good, I'll buy dessert or something.

[In the meanwhile, she'll just be trying to get the goose's attention. Or better yet, not. A quick slice to the throat works wonders no matter who the target is. Not that magical annoying geese seem to understand that.]

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[deadmanbusiness]

[Very nifty trick.]

Sounds fair.

[deadmanbusiness]

I'm not doing so bad this time around, honestly.

They just startled me.

[nosympathy]

[Part of that whole "our vampires are different" thing.

There's also the learning how to kick ass and take names via a shiny black knife to the heart of a target, although she usually prefers a more drawn out and even battle. But you take what you can get, which in this case is killing off geese with solid deadly force.

Eventually this leads to her standing surrounded by a mess of feathers, blood, and dead geese.]

You can come down now.

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[steleheart]

Oh dear.

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[deadmanbusiness]

Yeah. Yeah.

[deadmanbusiness]

[He jumps down and lands lightly.]

Thank you.

[coyote_walking]

You... seem to spend a lot of time up trees lately.

[deadmanbusiness]

Animals don't like me very much.

[Jasper's head sticks up in view.]

Living animals don't like me very much. [He amends.]

[nosympathy]

No problem, it's been awhile since I've even a slightly useful workout. Although, someone did say there were monsters or something down in the Underground that might be worth investigating.

[deadmanbusiness]

Same here. Though, my necromancy is getting more of a workout than usual.

Did they really? That might be interesting to look into.

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[steleheart]

Are trees a thing for you?

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[deadmanbusiness]

Getting attacked by animals is.

[coyote_walking]

What in the world is that?

Are you saying that's a dead rat?