poly_chromatic | Accidental Audio

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Accidental Audio

[There's a rustling of branches and then the very angry honking of geese complete with wing rustling.]

Stupidfucking geese. I'll have you all for dinner if I could!

[Hey. Guess who's up in a tree again...?]

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Are trees a thing for you?

Getting attacked by animals is.

Do you smell attackable to them?

They dislike the undead.

You're --.

[ Oh. ] Are you a Downworlder?

A what?

It's what the Shadowhunters call vampires and werewolves and warlocks.

Ah. [Not sure what a Shadowhunter is, but he's fairly certain they wouldn't like him.]

No. I'm quite alive. I just have an unfortunate .... [Gift? Curse?] ability ping as undead. Things and creatures react to me as if I'm undead, but I'm not.

Oh. That must really suck, right?

Quite often, yes.

However it makes sneaking into places with lots of undead very easy.

[Well, except for the fact that he also screams necromancer... but details.]