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[spiderkid]

[ The first thing Miles does upon arrival is sigh in relief that the shooting stopped. The second thing he does is realize that he's not in the middle of a fight anymore, and wherever he is, he's in his suit without his change of clothes. The third thing he does is notice the device on the ground next to him. ]



I found this phone. Dont no whos it is, but if whoever you are sees this and wants it back Im chillin by the fountain. Just look for your friendly neighborhood Spiderman!

[ There are probably better, smarter ways to get answers, but this'll do, Miles figures. ]

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text:

[pigtailsbutterflyknives]

It's urs. Welcome to Hell.

[spiderkid]

This isnt my phone. I dont have a smartphone.

[ He ignores the Hell comment, but notes a distinct lack of fire and brimstone.

[pigtailsbutterflyknives]

[Give it at least a week, bro.]

Trust me. It's urs. You're in a pocket dimension that you can't leave and that phone belongs to you. Try getting rid of it.

[spiderkid]

[ Miles stares at the text for a minute, then chucks the phone as far as he can (which is pretty far).

It's back in his hand. ]

How does it do that??

[pigtailsbutterflyknives]

It's a stalking piece of shit. It's urs. It has a mind of it's own. Hi, I'm Mindy. Welcome to the City.

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[doeswhathewants]

[And he's out and about when he checks the network and sees the text. Arching a brow, he trots to the fountains. Then pauses.]

Hail Spiderman. I come in peace? [Glancing about.]

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[spiderkid]

[ Miles is perching atop the fountain, invisible, just in case. He drops the camouflage when he sees the weirdly dressed kid approach. ]

Up here.

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[doeswhathewants]

[Eyes narrow. Hands on hips. Considering.]

You look taller on television. And. You know. [Miming broader shoulders.]

And. Different.

Ah. Perhaps different realms. Universes. I digress. The phone is for you, we all receive one on being brought here.

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[spiderkid]

Different universe? Oh man, not again. Mysterio isn't here, is he?

Yeah, I heard about the phone. I can't get rid of it either, it just comes back.

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[doeswhathewants]

It does that. Like a bad penny. Or Reed Richards- you do have the Fantastic Four in your world, yes? Are they neigh useless there as well? Ah- no Mysterio. We are not on earth, but in a transdimensional.... holding pen for lack of a better term.

[A grin and a half bow] I am Serrure. Have you Avengers in your world? There are a few here.

AAAAH ITS THE BEST SPIDERMAN EVER

[tangledintower]

[This is Serrure's roommate, giving you a small smile.]

Sorry to say it, but that's yours now. It's sort of like a welcome present...I think.
Welcome to the City! It's...not always good here, but it's not too bad! I'm Rapunzel.

/humble... bow...?

[spiderkid]

Yeah that's what I hear. So were your parents big fairytale fans or something?

Miles is cool. I like Miles way too much.

[tangledintower]

Sorry. Really, it's not too terrible here on the whole!

Uh...well, I don't know, it's just what Mother named me...
[The whole 'I'm a fairy tale princess in other universes' thing is still super weird to her.]

as do I, clearly. video? ie can he see the long long hair?

[spiderkid]

It doesn't seem that bad. Less crazy than my home universe is right now.

I guess she just liked the name, huh.

Video works for me!

[tangledintower]

Oh, what's it like where you're from?

Yeah...Mother has a whole 'flower' thing going on...

text;

[sickbeat]

omfg what
youre who now
is this real life
are you serious

text;

[spiderkid]

I'm Spider-man. Dont bother explaning its my phone, some1 already did.

text;

[sickbeat]

i dont give a shit about your phone you just claimed to be spiderman
im torn
dangling in this chasm between laughing my ass off or snickering quietly
tough life choices man

Re: text;

[spiderkid]

But I am Spider-man. [ He sends a picture to prove it. ]

text;

[sickbeat]

wow nerd
cosplaying in public??
losing your street cred fast

[synanthrope]

Spiderman?

[spiderkid]

That's me.

[synanthrope]

Which part is the spider?

[spiderkid]

Um, no part? Just the stuff I can do, I guess. Like climb up walls or the ceiling. And swing from webs.

[synanthrope]

Where do the webs come from?