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[spiderkid]

[ The first thing Miles does upon arrival is sigh in relief that the shooting stopped. The second thing he does is realize that he's not in the middle of a fight anymore, and wherever he is, he's in his suit without his change of clothes. The third thing he does is notice the device on the ground next to him. ]



I found this phone. Dont no whos it is, but if whoever you are sees this and wants it back Im chillin by the fountain. Just look for your friendly neighborhood Spiderman!

[ There are probably better, smarter ways to get answers, but this'll do, Miles figures. ]

Comments

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[sickbeat]

i dont give a shit about your phone you just claimed to be spiderman
im torn
dangling in this chasm between laughing my ass off or snickering quietly
tough life choices man

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[spiderkid]

But I am Spider-man. [ He sends a picture to prove it. ]

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[sickbeat]

wow nerd
cosplaying in public??
losing your street cred fast

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[spiderkid]

Come down 2 the fountain and Ill show you.

text;

[sickbeat]

guess you do look pretty young
no need to call chris hansen to watch a dudes back
ok
fine ill be there spidey

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[spiderkid]

Fine Ill be waiting

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[sickbeat]

[Dave shows up and it's hard not to see the dude dressed as...well, Spiderman.]

So show me the goods.

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[spiderkid]

[ Miles does a sweet double backflip off of where he's perched atop the fountain, landing on the other side of Dave, then shoots out some web to spin him around so they're facing each other. ]

Convinced?

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[sickbeat]

Holy fuck--!

[Dave's shades slide down his nose to show wide, surprised eyes.]

Okay, god damn, I'm convinced. Call the body fluids back, Spidey.

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[spiderkid]

They're not-- dude, that would be gross. It's totally synthetic stuff. [ He says, struggling with the webbing controls. Finally he cuts it off from his wrist which leaves it dangling off of Dave's shoulder.

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[sickbeat]

Thanks, bro. Seriously, just what I always wanted. Did Christmas come early or what?

[Dave tries to pull it off. Ick. But also kind of cool.]

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[spiderkid]

[ It'll dissolve ...eventually. ]

Nope, just me! Nice to meet a fan. [ except he's probably Peter's fan really. ]

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[sickbeat]

Yeah, I'm already feeling a little hot under the collar here.

[It is kinda cool, though.]

So you gonna fight crime or some shit?

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[spiderkid]

I guess so. If there's crime to fight, I might as well.

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[sickbeat]

And if not?

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[spiderkid]

Big city like this? There's always something.

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[sickbeat]

That shit don't always work out so well. That whole vigilante thing.

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[spiderkid]

You saying saying the cops are gonna be after me? 'Cause man, been there, done that.

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[sickbeat]

Are your cops usually superpowered, too, dude?

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[spiderkid]

Why, are they, here?

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[sickbeat]

C'mon, we're in another dimension. You don't think we got flying cops and godzillas running around like every fucking day?

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[spiderkid]

I dunno, man. Where I'm from somebody nuked DC and Captain America is president. I guess I'll believe anything.

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[sickbeat]

Oh shit.

Captain motherfucking America, huh? Wonder if he'd take Obama as his VP.