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[sickbeat]

holy shit
here i am waking up from my restful slumber
innocent and unassuming
when all of a sudden its like the entire city decided it was past sharding and released its people diarrhea into the unsuspecting toilet that is the rest of us
looks like this is normal though
why

[ooc | Anything goes! Doubles, AUs, spoilers, whatever.]

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That's cool.

[ Dirk's. Kind of interested to see what Dave can do, but. It's his bro, his cool awesome bro only younger and godtier and omg ]

[sickbeat]

[He clears his throat.]

I suppose this marks the end of our quality time.

Not sure what to do now that we've stepped out of line.

Don't get me wrong lunch was sublime- would have been better with a mime committing a crime come on, bro, give me a sign.