( audio o6 )

[verylast]

Hello, hello, so it's one of those weekends and I can't let it pass without a formal announcement. [ He sounds giddy for a moment, one can only assume that the reappearance of his former companion has boosted his emotional standing. ]

So, all old friends if you're wandering around out there searching for a cup of tea, this is the Doctor speaking. Look for a hat shop. The kettle's on the boil. I have jammy dodgers. [ Excitedly. ] And scones.

[ Static and then: ] Of course, even if we've never met, feel free to pop in too. I love meeting people.

( ooc: no eleven twins pls but any other regeneration is fine! canon mates muchly loved. ♥ )

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/starts flooding your post, also action forever

[worstretconever]

[The Master's helping himself to a cup of tea and some scones.] Can we keep the Rani from showing up? I'd forgotten how irritating she was.

yes, good.

[verylast]

[ He contemplates batting the Master's hands away from the scones. Only nice people get treats.

But he's happy today, so. ] No, and if she does show up you're going to play nice. It's been too long.

TEE HEE

[la_scienziata_rani]

I heard that.

[supertemp]

Well, now, you sound different.

[verylast]

Donna Noble, if you don't come to my hat shop immediately I shall be very disappointed in you.

[ With his mouth full. ] I also have those little french fancy cakes but I think my cat might be trying to eat them too.

[aproperdoctor]

[Martha manages to find her way to the hat shop, and she grins when she spots the Doctor.] Doctor! It's brilliant to see you again.

[verylast]

[ Tossing the cowboy hat he'd been playing with aside to try and vault over the counter semi-unsuccessfully. ] Martha! Oh look at you.

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[leftinaberdeen]

Doctor? Is that really you? It's been months! Where are you, and what is this place?

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[verylast]

Look for a sign with a top hat, Sarah-Jane. It's down one of the streets near the fountain. Next to a weird bakery that sells pastry mice! I'll explain when you get here.

action; LAST ONE I SWEAR REALLY

[tindog]

[K-9 trundles into the shop, swiveling his ears and bobbing his head when he spots the Doctor.]

HELLO MASTER. I EXTRAPOLATED YOUR PHYSICAL LOCATION BY TRIANGULATING THE COORDINATES BROADCAST WITH YOUR SIGNAL.

/SQUEAKING

[verylast]

[ Wanda hisses but the Doctor immediately shushes her and bounces over, dropping down into a crouch beside him. ]

There's a good dog. [ Patting his head. ] You're a clever one.

[leathered]

Still with the hats, I see.

[verylast]

Why wouldn't I be?

[ Frowny face. ] You left, but I suppose you can still have a scone. We can catch up!

[worstretconever]

Oh, hello, you must be the one I missed. [The Master eyes him up and down, sniffing derisively a little.] I suppose it could have been worse - that accent, though, who sounds like they're from the North?

[steppeduparung]

[ Well, he sounds as exciteable as the Doctor. But this isn't a voice she knows for him. ]

Oh, don't tell me you've gone and regenerated again, Doctor. Or maybe this is another one of the faces I've missed.

[verylast]

[ Almost shifty. ]

Guilty as charge, Sarah-Jane.

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[wishgranter]

Are you like the last doctor I met here, I wonder?

[In other words: hello Doctor, look at this cute little creature with the immovable expression nosing around your shop.]

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[verylast]

[ asdjfgjfkdls. ]

I don't know, which other Doctor did you meet? [ Crouching down. ]

[initforthemoney]

Hat shop's a little domestic for ya, Doc. You must be mellowing out in your old age.

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[verylast]

Hello again, Frobisher.

[ Grinning. ] There's nothing mellow about me, I just like hats.

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[meaningful_connections]

I didn't know you could get a graduate-level degree in hats.

[ Hi, Doctor. Meet Sherlock Holmes. He's here for the tea. And maybe the deerstalker. ]

action; YOU'VE MADE MY LIFE

[verylast]

Well, you must be able to somewhere. I have a degree in standing on one leg, certificate and everything.

[ Oh, all right, just for you Mr. Holmes. ]

[video]

[riches]

'Jammy Dodgers'?

[video]

[verylast]

Delicious biscuits!

[la_scienziata_rani]

Well, there you are. Your latest ginger said you were here somewhere.

So. Doctor. It's been a long time. I know you're not the brightest star in the galaxy, but even you would have found a way to escape a pocket dimension outside the normal laws of time and space by now. You're losing your touch.

[verylast]

[ They should have locked the door. ]

Well, it's a little hard at the moment, and besides, I rather like the City.

[theflirt]

Doctor? You sound different.

[verylast]

I am different.

Now stop harassing the City and come visit me Captain.

[video]

[dog_masta]

My, what a sweet man.

[video]

[verylast]

Ah, thank you!