( audio o6 )

[verylast]

Hello, hello, so it's one of those weekends and I can't let it pass without a formal announcement. [ He sounds giddy for a moment, one can only assume that the reappearance of his former companion has boosted his emotional standing. ]

So, all old friends if you're wandering around out there searching for a cup of tea, this is the Doctor speaking. Look for a hat shop. The kettle's on the boil. I have jammy dodgers. [ Excitedly. ] And scones.

[ Static and then: ] Of course, even if we've never met, feel free to pop in too. I love meeting people.

( ooc: no eleven twins pls but any other regeneration is fine! canon mates muchly loved. ♥ )

Comments

yes, good.

[verylast]

[ He contemplates batting the Master's hands away from the scones. Only nice people get treats.

But he's happy today, so. ] No, and if she does show up you're going to play nice. It's been too long.

[worstretconever]

[He pulls a face.] She's not going to be nice to either of us, I don't see why I should bother.

[verylast]

Yes, well.

[ He'd forgotten about that. There's just an abject look of horror like he's contemplating locking the door and hiding with the Master under the counter. ]

[worstretconever]

[The Master would totally support this plan of action, just so you know.]

I'm pretty sure she still blames me for ruining her plan the last time we worked together. I think she blames me for everything, actually, which is ridiculous, because you're a much better scapegoat.

[verylast]

Well, you probably deserve it.

[ He hops up to sit on the counter, swinging his legs and watching the Master. ] Maybe she tired herself out insulting you earlier and I'll get away with it.

[worstretconever]

It's the Rani, does she ever get tired of it?

[verylast]

Maybe she'll think we're out if we're very, very quiet.

[worstretconever]

I can't believe I'm actually saying this, but if a Time Lady had to turn up, why couldn't it have been Romana?

- No, scratch that, she doesn't like me, either. But at least she's not as...Rani-ish as the Rani.

[verylast]

[ Their lives are awful when they're agreeing on something. ]

It's only for a weekend.

[worstretconever]

So you claim. But what if she stays?

[verylast]

[ Then they hide. ]

She won't, people don't usually.