( audio o6 )

[verylast]

Hello, hello, so it's one of those weekends and I can't let it pass without a formal announcement. [ He sounds giddy for a moment, one can only assume that the reappearance of his former companion has boosted his emotional standing. ]

So, all old friends if you're wandering around out there searching for a cup of tea, this is the Doctor speaking. Look for a hat shop. The kettle's on the boil. I have jammy dodgers. [ Excitedly. ] And scones.

[ Static and then: ] Of course, even if we've never met, feel free to pop in too. I love meeting people.

( ooc: no eleven twins pls but any other regeneration is fine! canon mates muchly loved. ♥ )

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[la_scienziata_rani]

[YOU TWO ARE SUPER OBVIOUS]

No TARDIS for you, then?

[worstretconever]

[GO AWAY, RANI.]

I haven't seen mine since I left Gallifrey. Hijacked the Doctor's for a bit and turned it into a paradox machine, that was fun.

[la_scienziata_rani]

[NEVAAAR. Especially now that you got her attention with that last comment.]

You...made a paradox machine? An honest to Rassilon working paradox machine?

How did you do it?

[She's never been able to do it without risking imploding something small, like the universe.]

[worstretconever]

[The Master flinches visibly at the use of that name. Someone is still not happy about everything that happened to him just before he came to the City.]

Mmm, it was a masterpiece. One of my finest works, if I do say so myself. You just have to be willing to cannibalise a living TARDIS.

[la_scienziata_rani]

[She doesn't even notice the flinch.]

But how? You try to cannibalize a living TARDIS, you have to deal with the issues that arise from it being powered by the Eye of Orion, and if THAT doesn't get in the way then the bloody thing will have its own defense mechanisms kick in to stop the process.

[worstretconever]

Tsk, tsk. [He wags an index finger at her.] I can't give away all my secrets, Rani.

[la_scienziata_rani]

[She's grumpy that he came up with this first.]

Don't toy with me, Koschei.

[worstretconever]

[If she was anybody else, she'd probably be facing the threat of physical violence right now. As it is, his entire demeanor changes, white-hot rage flashing in his eyes as he hisses at her.]

Don't use that name! That name is dead, just like the person who wore it. You know better than that, Rani.

[la_scienziata_rani]

Oh, touched a nerve there, did I?

[She just smirks slightly.]

I do indeed know better. I apologize.

[worstretconever]

We can't all be as frigid as you, can we? [He regards her with narrowed eyes, arms folded over his chest.]

Don't apologise, we both know you don't mean it. Just don't do it again.

[la_scienziata_rani]

Or as smart.

Fair enough, I won't.

[worstretconever]

Sorry, which one of us succeeded in making a working paradox machine? Oh, right, I think it was me. And I'm the one who survived the destruction of Gallifrey, too. Funny how that works.