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[harrydresden]

Uh... so I've read the books and everything but I really haven't ever had an interest to understand Tik-Tok deeply enough to walk a mile in his steel boots.

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[harrydresden]

Hey now, it hasn't actually exploded. Just... you know, sparked.

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[hexappeal]

Same difference, right? Right.

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[harrydresden]

No, explosions usually end up with bunches of little pieces all over the place and possibly a broken bone depending on the size of the explosion.

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[hexappeal]

Sounds lovely.

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[hexappeal]

And I'm done playing coy for a while. Texting is difficult.

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[harrydresden]

Yeah, tell me about it. I'm getting faster though.

[hexappeal]

Better, but I'll stick to email if I must.

[harrydresden]

What's the difference?

[hexappeal]

Computers, I guess. Bigger keyboard. Easier to type. Although I have trouble with remembering the letter order.

[harrydresden]

Wait, you can only do emails on the big computers?

[hexappeal]

You can do it on phones and stuff?

[harrydresden]

I thought that's what this was!

[hexappeal]

But I didn't know I could email on it!

[harrydresden]

I thought you knew more about it than me.

[hexappeal]

I... thought I did, too?

[harrydresden]

I'm just confused now.

[hexappeal]

...let's talk about something else.

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[harrydresden]

Uh... ok? Like what?

[He's trying to figure out if they're supposed to treat this like sitting by someone on the subway, kinda awkward subject changes for no reason other than you have nothing better to do]

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[hexappeal]

You use magic, don't you?

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[harrydresden]

Well some argue that magic uses me but yeah.

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[hexappeal]

Let's talk about magic.

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[harrydresden]

It's magical? Magically delicious? Wait that's lucky charms.

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[hexappeal]

I guess it could technically go for both Lucky Charms and... normal magic, right?

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[harrydresden]

Actually I've never tried to eat magic. Does it have a taste?

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[hexappeal]

I have been told mine is like having sex with an electrical socket.

But when I use magic to make food, it generally tastes as it should. So I guess it depends on what I'm making?