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[harrydresden]

Uh... so I've read the books and everything but I really haven't ever had an interest to understand Tik-Tok deeply enough to walk a mile in his steel boots.

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[hexappeal]

This is crap.

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[binarysky]

Who?

[eiremagic]

This is a shite curse.

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[harrydresden]

The rattling is kind of growing on me. I even found an oil can. Super helpful if you got wet by the way.

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[harrydresden]

You know, the robot in Return to Oz?

[harrydresden]

We do wind down kind of fast huh?

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[hexappeal]

You make it so easy.

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[harrydresden]

Uh, what do I make easy?

[eiremagic]

How are you even fucking functioning?

[harrydresden]

I'm a bit waddle-y but so long as Mercy or someone's around to wind me up I can do most things. Not drink coffee though. Don't try to do that. It messes things up.

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[hexappeal]

Nothing, nothing!

[eiremagic]

Okay that's actually a touch funny.

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[harrydresden]

I missed something there, didn't I?

[harrydresden]

That coffee messes things up?

[eiremagic]

You, waddling.

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[hexappeal]

Did the "nothing" part give it away? Or the second "nothing" part?

[harrydresden]

The joints aren't as flexible as human limbs.

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[harrydresden]

I think it was the tone of your font.

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[hexappeal]

Is this better?

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[harrydresden]

Oh! You found a sarcasm font!

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[hexappeal]

I did! Although tech isn't my thing, so...

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[harrydresden]

I can't change mine at all so you're ahead of me there.

((There is a cabal of comic sans haters. A cabal.))

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[hexappeal]

Probably because your phone explodes every time you try?


[Alas. :( Font jokes were not meant to be...]

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[binarysky]

In what?

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[harrydresden]

Hey now, it hasn't actually exploded. Just... you know, sparked.