147 DIAGNOSIS

[vicodincrutch]

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[Scruffy Dr. House face. He looks to the left. Then he looks to the right. Scrolling through the network some. The mouse makes that nose. He smirks and then rubs his chin and mouth. The eyes are doing some squinting with what can be assumed as concentration....or he's trying not to laugh.]

None of you should be married. That's my professional opinion.

[Because that's exactly what anyone wanted to know out of him.]

In the mean time, there's ample literature for seasonal allergies and over the counter meds for cold and flu. Make use of them before you waste money and time. 

Comments

[vicodincrutch]

A good one. It's her type.

[hulkbusted]

Her type has changed. I don't have a terminal disease. [Just a chronic condition.]

[vicodincrutch]

Then you have a substance problem.

Or some kind of a psychological irregularity.

[hulkbusted]

Are you an ex-boyfriend? [Why else so bitter?]

[vicodincrutch]

No. I don't have a problem.

[Said a lying liar who lies.]

Her boss.

[hulkbusted]

You're saying you aren't an ex because you don't have any problems? Funny, yeah, that's funny. From our brief conversation, I'm just not buying that.

You have a name then, Dr...?

[vicodincrutch]

House. Hi. You're scholarly in your own right. Even though she does have questionable taste it is never any layperson.

[hulkbusted]

[Gosh, House, you're really not getting on Bruce's Christmas card list like this.] Bruce Banner. We can pass on Dr. Banner unless you're feeling formal.

[vicodincrutch]

[He gets a flash of a something in memory. A sad piano song and a hitchhiker. Huh. That's weird. It'll hit him later. Goddamn City.]

So Banner, you're being Mr. Nice Guy while Cameron rides out that carebear need. Mighty big of you.

[hulkbusted]

[Mr. Nice Guy. That earns a small, self-deprecatory laugh.] After meeting you, I'm thinking Allison will get along just fine even on days when I'm not Mr. Nice Guy.

[vicodincrutch]

Longstanding personality disorder.

[To pit a finer point on his hypothesis. House, you may never ever have outside friends ever again at this rate unless they force themselves upon you. Sigh.]

Carebear Cameron is cuddly, considerate and full of nails and cement when she wants to be. Congratulations.

[hulkbusted]

Yours or mine?

[yeah, while Brice can take being poked with pointy things, he doesn't make a habit of seeking them out.]

Duality works for me, and I like intelligent women.

[vicodincrutch]

[They found annoyance in a hopeless place.]

You kids play nice. It's all fun and games until she decides to unfreeze your sperm or you die.

[hulkbusted]

It's not my sperm that's frozen.