147 DIAGNOSIS

[vicodincrutch]

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[Scruffy Dr. House face. He looks to the left. Then he looks to the right. Scrolling through the network some. The mouse makes that nose. He smirks and then rubs his chin and mouth. The eyes are doing some squinting with what can be assumed as concentration....or he's trying not to laugh.]

None of you should be married. That's my professional opinion.

[Because that's exactly what anyone wanted to know out of him.]

In the mean time, there's ample literature for seasonal allergies and over the counter meds for cold and flu. Make use of them before you waste money and time. 

Comments

[mrsnose]

What does marriage have to do with seasonal allergies?

[vicodincrutch]

Hives. Nausea. Momentary importance.

[mrsnose]

Ah. Not a big believer, are you?

[vicodincrutch]

It's not like believing in unicorns. I don't believe in people getting along, not without lying somehow. Just because two people care about one another doesn't mean all obstacles are resolved. I don't believe in illusions.

shuuuuun the nonbelieveeeeer

[mrsnose]

Just because not all obstacles are resolved doesn't mean two people can't be together, though.

[trenchknives]

I gotta agree. Especially since people seem to be marryin' randomly.

marriage is not candy mountain okay gosh

[vicodincrutch]

Being together is not marriage. Marriage is a dog and pony show symbol and convention to show off how well adjusted your relationship is and how to get a tax break. To treat it as a higher level of a relationship is unrealistic.

[vicodincrutch]

Maturity level and randomness are the biggest reasons.

shuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuunnnnnnnah

[mrsnose]

And not all marriages are out of love. Yes, I know.

Tsk. Tsk. You'll have to better than that Sophicorn

[vicodincrutch]

You mean some marriages are out of love. It didn't start with being compatible, just the best way to ensure familial longevity and keep the land. Also women probably got sick of being dragged around by their hair.

[trenchknives]

Those're stupid fucking reasons to get married.

[vicodincrutch]

I'm certain it's a cursed. At least as of this moment.

hey greg, greg, wake up greg

[mrsnose]

I can't say much about the hair dragging, but it's mostly like that where I come from. Love as a factor in marriage being the odd thing.

[trenchknives]

I wanna believe that, I really do.

is the meadow on fire? ....is someone going into cardiac arrest?

[vicodincrutch]

That's because that's really want marriage is. As a modern society we have the luxury of being more independently wealthy so we distort the original purpose of the blessed union.

[vicodincrutch]

If not, now would be a lucrative time to suddenly become a divorce lawyer.

[trenchknives]

Think I can just pretend to be one?

let's go on an adventuuuuure gregory!!!

[mrsnose]

And girls are not married off by their parents, generally. Right?

/grumble grumble grumble

[vicodincrutch]

That depends on who you ask. It's still in practice.

stop ruining funtime

[mrsnose]

I thought there was more freedom for girls now. A lot of them went to...um - college?

[vicodincrutch]

With the right time, place and resources it's possible for anyone to assume an identity.

....if your caught I don't know you.

ruining is his funtime :(

[vicodincrutch]

How do you define freedom?

Women do go to college and marry later in life. Or not at all.

[trenchknives]

Hey, y'don't really know me anyway. I never even told you my name.

[doeswhathewants]

What are allergies?

[vicodincrutch]

Your body having a negative reaction to an outside source it interacts with, anything from pollen to peanut butter.