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147 DIAGNOSIS

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[Scruffy Dr. House face. He looks to the left. Then he looks to the right. Scrolling through the network some. The mouse makes that nose. He smirks and then rubs his chin and mouth. The eyes are doing some squinting with what can be assumed as concentration....or he's trying not to laugh.]

None of you should be married. That's my professional opinion.

[Because that's exactly what anyone wanted to know out of him.]

In the mean time, there's ample literature for seasonal allergies and over the counter meds for cold and flu. Make use of them before you waste money and time.

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What does marriage have to do with seasonal allergies?

Hives. Nausea. Momentary importance.

Ah. Not a big believer, are you?

It's not like believing in unicorns. I don't believe in people getting along, not without lying somehow. Just because two people care about one another doesn't mean all obstacles are resolved. I don't believe in illusions.

shuuuuun the nonbelieveeeeer

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marriage is not candy mountain okay gosh

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shuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuunnnnnnnah

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Tsk. Tsk. You'll have to better than that Sophicorn

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hey greg, greg, wake up greg

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is the meadow on fire? ....is someone going into cardiac arrest?

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let's go on an adventuuuuure gregory!!!

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/grumble grumble grumble

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stop ruining funtime

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ruining is his funtime :(

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fun sucker

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that's his other doctorate

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i thought it was a phd in being a dick

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no, that's just a hobby i'm afraid

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oh i see well now i am career informed

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the moar u kno

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I gotta agree. Especially since people seem to be marryin' randomly.

Maturity level and randomness are the biggest reasons.

Those're stupid fucking reasons to get married.

I'm certain it's a cursed. At least as of this moment.

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What are allergies?

Your body having a negative reaction to an outside source it interacts with, anything from pollen to peanut butter.

Ah. Or like mistletoe.

Mistletoe isn't edible.

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[He's not cursed. He knows full well he shouldn't say anything today or on any day that this topic is happening. Ever. And yet.]

Surely you're not questioning the sanctity of countless sudden curse-based unions.

I should make posters to support traditional marriage, shouldn't I?

I suppose you could always start an organization. The Greg House Foundation for the Prevention of Matrimony?

Is that the best you can do? It needs a better acronym.

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You're probably right about that. Is it your experience that citizens listen to reason during curses? [Because all of those other people are cursed. Bruce is just protecting his fiancee.]

Not in the slightest. At least I won't feel like I haven't done something to help.

[House? Help? Yeah....]

And by something you mean recommending over the counter meds and what? Hand washing?

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I agree. It would be very difficult for everyone to go on, knowing that I've been taken off the market.

In a City without laws surely polygamy wouldn't be seen as a crime.

I'm not into that sort of thing anymore.

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I'm sure everyone's shocked.

Should I have drafted a warning?

Probably not. I doubt your advice is going to change anyone's mind.

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