{002} well you can come inside but your friends can't come

[socoolbrewster]

[Video/Spam]

[There's a kid prowling the streets at night like he owns them, and the only real difference between this night and any OTHER night is that he kind of looks like everything he ordinarily hates while he's at it. Shoulders thrown back, chin raised, dressed like a prep school kid with a blatant disregard for how the uniform is supposed to be worn and a disaffected stare like he automatically thinks he's the greatest thing since Skyrim was released and you should just accept it already. Oh yeah. It's like he's channeling Mark or something.

Vampire geeks are SO hot right now. It's like...BOTH of the fads that the entertainment industry's trying to monopolize on these days. All in one dangerous, non-sparkly package. HIS APPEAL IS UNIVERSAL.

Unable to keep his distilled sex appeal to himself any longer, Ed finally stops, leans casually against a building and pulls out his phone...thing to share with the world.]

Ladies. I just have two things to tell you.

My name's Edward. And I don't sparkle.

Comments

action: 99 problems and a bitch ain't one.

[charring]

[Charlie's been shopping for more appropriate attire. More corset shirts, a few skirts, higher heels. Oh, how she's going to hate herself tomorrow. But, for now;

Ed, there's a Charlie sauntering past you, giving you a wink of approval as she continues on with her shopping bags.]

action: <3

[socoolbrewster]

[Oh, hi there, Charlie. You can have a casual salute; he very much approves.

A few moments later and he pushes off the wall to follow, in full-on predatory stalk mode. It's the vampire equivalent of a swagger, apparently.]

Hey.

action:

[charring]

[She turns, carefully walking backwards to watch him.] You look pretty nice, Ed.

[OH GOD CHARLIE WHY]

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[yourbestguysgun]

[ Confused. ] Why would you be sparkling?

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[socoolbrewster]

...I take it you haven't read Twilight.

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[yourbestguysgun]

What's Twilight?

[synanthrope]

[She's just.

Bursting into laughter]

[socoolbrewster]

[Have an eyebrow; what did he say?]

[synanthrope]

Are you actually a vampire?

[likesavantgarde]

You don't? What a shame. [he has no idea what sparkling has to do anything. But. Hi.]

[socoolbrewster]

[Ohai. HE ASKED FOR LADIES. Why does he keep getting guys. :/ *sigh* ]

Real vampires don't? Unless you like yours brooding and harmless.

[Insert cocky bad boy smirk here; HE WILL WIN OVER THE TWIHARDS. Absolutely.]

[fatespoken]

[ Just.... ]

No.

[socoolbrewster]

Yes?

[It might be a game, it might be a question. All that's certain is that Ed isn't discouraged in the least.]

[fatespoken]

You're embarrassing yourself, kid.

[iwasherefirst]

The real question is, are you a vegetarian? [It's said in a teasing sort of voice.]

[socoolbrewster]

[All the cocky smirking back.]

And deprive the ladies of the experience? Please.

[iwasherefirst]

As one of the ladies who aren't partakin' but has a neck thing, guess I'd have to agree.

[whattingawhat]

Thank god. That much glitter just isn't okay.

[socoolbrewster]

Honestly glitter isn't okay past the age of like...eight. For girls.

...Unless they're strippers, I guess.

[mightbeconcussed]

Hey! Boys that sparkle rock

We can get enough glitter to fix that for you.

[socoolbrewster]

Pretty sure I'm good. It'd mess up my zen.

[Ed. WHO ARE YOU AND WHAT ARE YOU EVEN SAYING.]

[never_very_good]

What the fuck does that even mean.

[socoolbrewster]

Ever read Twilight? Or...heard of it, even?

[valentineluke]

Don't try so hard.

[socoolbrewster]

Who's trying too hard? I'm just saying.