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Evil Ed :: Fright Night (2011) ([personal profile] socoolbrewster) wrote in [community profile] poly_chromatic2012-02-03 07:20 am

{002} well you can come inside but your friends can't come

[Video/Spam]

[There's a kid prowling the streets at night like he owns them, and the only real difference between this night and any OTHER night is that he kind of looks like everything he ordinarily hates while he's at it. Shoulders thrown back, chin raised, dressed like a prep school kid with a blatant disregard for how the uniform is supposed to be worn and a disaffected stare like he automatically thinks he's the greatest thing since Skyrim was released and you should just accept it already. Oh yeah. It's like he's channeling Mark or something.

Vampire geeks are SO hot right now. It's like...BOTH of the fads that the entertainment industry's trying to monopolize on these days. All in one dangerous, non-sparkly package. HIS APPEAL IS UNIVERSAL.

Unable to keep his distilled sex appeal to himself any longer, Ed finally stops, leans casually against a building and pulls out his phone...thing to share with the world.]


Ladies. I just have two things to tell you.

My name's Edward. And I don't sparkle.
charring: (always looking over my shoulder)

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[personal profile] charring 2012-02-06 02:44 am (UTC)(link)
Great, so now I have to worry about you, too? [An eyeroll, a very sarcastic and playful eyeroll.] Wonderful.

[There is no guarantee she won't enjoy that. McGee. Your--no, you know what, McGee? Keep on playing with his hair and smiling at him. Forget working out your priorities, you idiot. Nothing good can come out of this, but right now McGee is dumb. And Ed is unfairly good-looking.]

Good. Looking forward to it.

[kjdfhajkhfkjhfd. 30 seconds to midnight.]
charring: (hugs aren't so awful)

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[personal profile] charring 2012-02-06 03:50 am (UTC)(link)
Someone has to keep you out of trouble.

[...in which the mun gives up any desire to see Charlie say or do something smart, here, because clearly this just isn't going to happen today.. And Ed? That nuzzling is unfair. She's enjoying it immensely, hence the soft sigh from the redhead in Eds arms and the way her fingers slow in his hair. Don't do anything stupid. You are way too sexy to set on fire and she's way too pretty to be covered in Vampire Ash. Remember?]
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[personal profile] charring 2012-02-06 02:34 pm (UTC)(link)
[Nope. Not going to happen. She's recovered her senses the second those fangs touch her skin, eyes widening and she may not be the most skilled fighter in the world but, her knee-jerk reaction? Well, jerk her knee upward and just pray the area she's aiming for is still as sensitive as it was when Ed was still human, if he ever was a human. And this is followed quickly by rapidly heating skin and a violent shove as Charlie scrambles out of his arms.

People around them are snapping out of it, too, and hurrying to get home and into other clothes and Charlie's just glaring at Ed. Still in that corset and the rest of the outfit, minus shoes which someone's trying to hand to her. She takes them, still watching Ed and trying to ignore the discomfort just inching its way into her chest. She's going to ignore whatever that is and never think about it again.]


Don't come near me again.

[And with that, she starts off, stealing someone's abandoned jacket and yanking it on, dropping the heels in the nearest trash bin.]