Evil Ed :: Fright Night (2011) (
socoolbrewster) wrote in
poly_chromatic2012-02-03 07:20 am
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{002} well you can come inside but your friends can't come
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[There's a kid prowling the streets at night like he owns them, and the only real difference between this night and any OTHER night is that he kind of looks like everything he ordinarily hates while he's at it. Shoulders thrown back, chin raised, dressed like a prep school kid with a blatant disregard for how the uniform is supposed to be worn and a disaffected stare like he automatically thinks he's the greatest thing since Skyrim was released and you should just accept it already. Oh yeah. It's like he's channeling Mark or something.
Vampire geeks are SO hot right now. It's like...BOTH of the fads that the entertainment industry's trying to monopolize on these days. All in one dangerous, non-sparkly package. HIS APPEAL IS UNIVERSAL.
Unable to keep his distilled sex appeal to himself any longer, Ed finally stops, leans casually against a building and pulls out his phone...thing to share with the world.]
Ladies. I just have two things to tell you.
My name's Edward. And I don't sparkle.
[There's a kid prowling the streets at night like he owns them, and the only real difference between this night and any OTHER night is that he kind of looks like everything he ordinarily hates while he's at it. Shoulders thrown back, chin raised, dressed like a prep school kid with a blatant disregard for how the uniform is supposed to be worn and a disaffected stare like he automatically thinks he's the greatest thing since Skyrim was released and you should just accept it already. Oh yeah. It's like he's channeling Mark or something.
Vampire geeks are SO hot right now. It's like...BOTH of the fads that the entertainment industry's trying to monopolize on these days. All in one dangerous, non-sparkly package. HIS APPEAL IS UNIVERSAL.
Unable to keep his distilled sex appeal to himself any longer, Ed finally stops, leans casually against a building and pulls out his phone...thing to share with the world.]
Ladies. I just have two things to tell you.
My name's Edward. And I don't sparkle.

action:
[If you don't watch out, McGee, he is going to nuzzle you and there will be absolutely nothing you will be able to do about it. So stop.that; it's bad enough he's now going to be able to track you ANYWHERE once he gets back to just wanting to eat you.]
You know, normally I'm not really into this kind of shit? But yeah, I think I could swing that.
action:
[There is no guarantee she won't enjoy that. McGee. Your--no, you know what, McGee? Keep on playing with his hair and smiling at him. Forget working out your priorities, you idiot. Nothing good can come out of this, but right now McGee is dumb. And Ed is unfairly good-looking.]
Good. Looking forward to it.
[kjdfhajkhfkjhfd. 30 seconds to midnight.]
action:
[All the sarcastically teasing smirks back, and now? Yeah. Human neck, meet vampire nose, he is SO nuzzling because FFFF YOUR NECK, McGee: he wants it, and THIS IS NOBODY'S FAULT BUT YOURS, MADAM; you were warned.
In under thirty seconds this NEVER HAPPENED anyway, so.]
Damn right.
action:
[...
in which the mun gives up any desire to see Charlie say or do something smart, here, because clearly this just isn't going to happen today.. And Ed? That nuzzling is unfair. She's enjoying it immensely, hence the soft sigh from the redhead in Eds arms and the way her fingers slow in his hair. Don't do anything stupid. You are way too sexy to set on fire and she's way too pretty to be covered in Vampire Ash. Remember?]action:
...And 3, 2, 1, and now it doesn't really matter anyway. There's another second or so where Ed scrambles to remember exactly wtf is going on, and then his grip tightens on her as he chuckles darkly in amusement and glee at his luck, and fangs scrape against skin because COME ON you can't really expect him NOT to try to take advantage regardless of the warnings, can you?]
action:
People around them are snapping out of it, too, and hurrying to get home and into other clothes and Charlie's just glaring at Ed. Still in that corset and the rest of the outfit, minus shoes which someone's trying to hand to her. She takes them, still watching Ed and trying to ignore the discomfort just inching its way into her chest. She's going to ignore whatever that is and never think about it again.]
Don't come near me again.
[And with that, she starts off, stealing someone's abandoned jacket and yanking it on, dropping the heels in the nearest trash bin.]
action:
Ten seconds longer.
[It's almost wistful, almost longing, a greedy puppy always whining after what he can't have; the warmth was nice, even if it started to burn towards the end, and he wonders if her blood's as warm as her skin, or warmer as insides often are.
He'll have her. One day. And if there's something pricking under his own skin like something lost, well. He'll just attribute it to the quick meal run away and go home (another way; as much as he wants to he won't follow her home) and drain as much of his stash as he's got on hand before sleeping the day away.]