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[errandry]

Okay.

Somebody out there's gotta know the full answer to this, so I'm just gonna ask. How many kinds of curses are there? So far I'm counting status effects, crazy invented memory bullshit, world curses. Anything else?

If you've got a warning, SPEAK THE HELL NOW.

[ ooc | also optional: throw an action thread at me somewhere public and we'll make it work as long as it doesn't involve running. ♥ ]

Comments

[sickbeat]

thats your penalty for being a dumbass now bone up dude and meet me near the fountain

[errandry]

don't give me that, you're still a thousand and sixty-two light-years behind me!

[ which isn't to say that he won't show up. ]

[sickbeat]

as my elder youre clearly paying then right

[errandry]

what, did you run out of cash already?

[sickbeat]

nah i wasnt serious
you keep pulling the age card though how old are you dude

[errandry]

I meant for experience, with this place! and I'm... gonna be seventeen next month, I guess? huh.

[sickbeat]

cool
happy early birthday dude i guess

[errandry]

the timeline for that's messed up, but thanks. still wanna grab something to eat?

[sickbeat]

the amount of starving that i am right now isnt changing just because youre a few years older
burger now
awkward pedo boundaries later

[errandry]

yeah yeah yeah. the only pedo here's the one living in your brain! you found any place good yet or should we start looking from the fountain?

[sickbeat]

yeah
its pretty romantic

[errandry]

................. you know, you're doing pretty good if you're trying to kill my will to eat.

[sickbeat]

haha
more burgers for me
your loss is my gain
are you there yet

[errandry]

that's still more burgers you're paying for!

I'm on my way--see you in five minutes?

[sickbeat]

[...five? Dave can do it. But. Huh. Maybe he's already out and about the city.]

sure
see ya

[Annnnd he is flying and soaring in his red pajamas.]

[errandry]

[ KIND OF ASSUMED HE WAS ALREADY THERE OKAY.

but yeah, Kazu's just sort of been wandering around all day—it takes him seven to actually cross the Square and make it back to the City's centerpoint. ]

[sickbeat]

[Dave is sitting on that same bench from when he was a girl - except this time he is most definitely a guy. His hood is down, shades on, with attention seemingly focused on the lit screen of his iphone. After a purposeful tap of his thumb, he pockets the phone and looks up.

And snorts.]

Nice look, gramps.

[errandry]

Nice to see you too.

[ he straightens a little anyway, the cane trailing uselessly in his hand, abruptly a little self-conscious. Dave gets a bit more of a glance than people usually would—well, it's a weird second impression by daylight.

third. whatever. ]

And oi, shut up, it's faster this way.

[sickbeat]

[Dave shrugs.] It's not far, anyway.

[He points to a little stand on the other side of the Square, its signage bright and hard to miss.]

Need another lift?

[He can't help but smirk a little bit at that one.]

[errandry]

PASS! You can save your energy for lifting your food.

[sickbeat]

Are you calling me a fatass?

[Dave starts to head in the direction of the burger stand-- and may or may not be walking a bit slower for Kazu's sake.]

[errandry]

You said you were starving! Just saying there's gonna be a lot to lift.

[ to luuuunch! ]

[sickbeat]

I thought you'd be hungrier considering you just got shut up with holes, bro.

[errandry]

Oi, I'll get my share! It's not like there's gonna be a burger shortage anyway.

[sickbeat]

You never know. I could be as much of a fatass as you accuse me of being. And I'll clean house before you can even think of swiping a few ketchup packets from the condiments bar.