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[errandry]

Okay.

Somebody out there's gotta know the full answer to this, so I'm just gonna ask. How many kinds of curses are there? So far I'm counting status effects, crazy invented memory bullshit, world curses. Anything else?

If you've got a warning, SPEAK THE HELL NOW.

[ ooc | also optional: throw an action thread at me somewhere public and we'll make it work as long as it doesn't involve running. ♥ ]

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[errandry]

[ untensing, little by little. ]

Hey, it'd work!

[sickbeat]

You already look pretty fucking sick now, bro. It's not gonna get any better within a certain radius of a septic tank.

[Snickers, subsiding. Grin, persisting.]

[errandry]

It was a temporary status effect! Don't read into it too far.

[ waving it off to attack his burger now. ]

SHUT YOUR FACE

[sickbeat]

[Burger, nommed. Thirst, quenched.]

Whatever, dude. Your weird hobbies aside- do you have any gaming consoles?

TOO LATE, LAUGHING ETERNALLY.

[errandry]

Oi, I don't wanna hear about weirdness from some flying mini-god. And I share one? Dunno what we've got for it, though. Besides Katamari Damacy.

GET OUT OF MY LIFE

[sickbeat]

I think that makes me more qualified to point out the strange and unfathomable.

[Burger, obliterated. Wrapped, crunched.]

That's it? Not that that isn't a classic, but seriously, what?

there goes half your Dave activity. : (

[errandry]

Don't blame the shortcomings of your dimension on Air Trecks, oi!

Akito hogs it most of the time, so I never checked what he got.

don't get so cocky!!!

[sickbeat]

Lame, dude.

[A plan, formulated.]

Since I get a pretty sweet allowance, I'll pick one up. Haven't seen an issue of Game Bro around, yet, but I've seen some good shit around.

whatever, I own you.

[errandry]

It's an alternate dimension, I dunno if they stay up-to-date on game magazines. But yeah, there oughta be some okay stuff for consoles.

/denies your existence

[sickbeat]

[Recycling receptacle, spotted. Wrapped, tossed.]

Cool.

[He's been itching to play some video games. But also--]

Or maybe a camera first.

/falls asleep on 8)

[errandry]

A camera? What're you, sightseeing?

/dumps studying on...

[sickbeat]

Nah. I had a darkroom back home. Might as well start that up again while I'm here doing nothing but eating burgers and macking on people.

[Drink, no longer.]

/NAPS THROUGH IT

[errandry]

[ ... robotically finishing off his second burger. with no joy whatsoever. ]

You're never gonna let this go, huh.

[sickbeat]

No clue what you're talking about, dude.

[Ah! He thinks he has some candy in his sylladex. Hand held out, it appearifies in the middle of his palm. Yum.]

[errandry]

Awesome, so keep it like that!

[ god, he's never going to get used to that sylladex business. watching! ]

Think some of the cameras around here oughta be past darkrooms, if you want to try 'em.

[sickbeat]

[Candy, nibbled.]

The point of the darkroom is its ironic factor - not the same if it's digital.

[Dave the hipster.]

[errandry]

Its what.

[sickbeat]

Irony.

[▼_▼]

[errandry]

... think there's something I'm missing here.

[sickbeat]

[Eyebrow raise]

Should I get a fucking dictionary for you, bro?

[errandry]

I know what it means! I just dunno if you do, man.

[sickbeat]

The fuck- I am all about irony, dude.

[errandry]

What's ironic about a darkroom?

[sickbeat]

What's not ironic about a darkroom? Who even uses them anymore besides professionals and pretentious art students?

[errandry]

Doesn't that just make it kinda pretentious?