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[errandry]

Okay.

Somebody out there's gotta know the full answer to this, so I'm just gonna ask. How many kinds of curses are there? So far I'm counting status effects, crazy invented memory bullshit, world curses. Anything else?

If you've got a warning, SPEAK THE HELL NOW.

[ ooc | also optional: throw an action thread at me somewhere public and we'll make it work as long as it doesn't involve running. ♥ ]

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[errandry]

Never know until you try it, right?

[sickbeat]

[Dave looks away.]

Don't blame me if you end up prostrate at my feet from sheer awe, dude.

[errandry]

Now you're just building it up.

[sickbeat]

I've had many a complaint about ripped jeans and grass stains from an adoring public. Shit's annoying but what can you do.

[He's not being serious right now. Just playing along.]

[errandry]

I'll believe that when I see it!

[ crumpling up the last paper wrapper, 'cos he wolfed down the third sometime in the interval. ]

[sickbeat]

One panoramic viewing feast to blow your mind coming right up.

[A snort of laughter.]

[errandry]

Forget panoramic, ironic'd be good enough!

[sickbeat]

See, now you're getting it. Must be, like, osmosis or some shit.

[errandry]

You've gotta get it there first, though!

[sickbeat]

It's been there and ran a few laps while it was at it.

[errandry]

I dunno, so far you're calling stuff ironic, but I'm not seeing it!

[sickbeat]

You're Asian, aren't you? Didn't they teach you anything about the virtues of patience?

[errandry]

There's patience and then there's waiting for something that's never gonna happen.

[sickbeat]

You show me yours, I'll show you mine. End of the month, dude. Pencil it into your schedule and save the date for me.

[Cringe.]

And not in that way, either.

1/2

[errandry]

You've gotta stop getting stuck on that.

[errandry]

Make it three weeks and you've got it!

[sickbeat]

[Snerk.]

I'll send you flowers and throw you a get-fucking-well party and everything.

[errandry]

[ just. kind of laughs. ]

You do this for all your friends?

[sickbeat]

Just the ones smacking people around with a pimp cane, apparently.