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[errandry]

filtered from Wanijima Agito + Minami Itsuki ][

I'm gonna need at least a couple fighters who know what they're doing. The more supernatural powers, the better. Won't take more than three hours if you're good enough, but it might be kind of dangerous.

Killers don't need to bother asking.

Payment negotiable. Give me a price.



♚ IKKI — [ three hours after the first filter ]

I want to talk.

♝ AGITO — [ an hour after the second filter ]

Think we can meet somewhere?

[ ooc | blah blah, Years That Never Were and cursed out of his mind. Offer entirely open, I'll ping with details as needed! Responses after a quick break. ♥ ]

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[sickbeat]

what
like
extra lives or something

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[exhausts]

Nah, more like a zombie effect. You can trade back for them, though.

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[sickbeat]

what the fuck
guess what
dying still sucks
i mean unless youre unspeakably into that kind of thing which i hope you arent

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[errandry]

Nah, I'm not, but I know what I'm doing! Nobody's getting anything if I get ambushed.

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[sickbeat]

you know what usually happens after people say
i know what im doing

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[errandry]

All right, all right! How about "I'll leave a feed running the whole time so that they're screwed with evidence if I die"?

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[sickbeat]

........
this is one of those fucking curse things isnt it

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[errandry]

What?

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[sickbeat]

a curse thing
did you forget already
should i pelt you with YOU MUST BE NEW comments too that seems to be a thing around here

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[errandry]

Hey, you're the one who just got here, I don't wanna hear that from you!

If you're talking about me, don't worry about it. That curse happened at birth.

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[sickbeat]

haha
ok whatever im done trying to be all reasonable and logical and shit
takes way too much effort and talking around in too many circles
not an angle in this entire fucking conversation
no matter how much i tried being
obtuse about it

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[errandry]

[ did he just.

did he really. ]

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[errandry]

You know, you could probably do this professionally. People'd pay you to stop!

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[sickbeat]

nah that was like a one time deal
youre special

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[errandry]

I dunno if that's an honor, man!

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[sickbeat]

trust me it is
you just dont pull gold like that outta nowhere everyday

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[errandry]

So you actually sat down and THOUGHT about it, huh.

That's kind of worse.

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[sickbeat]

says the guy soliciting strangers on an open network

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[errandry]

Yeeeeeeah, it's not THAT kind of job either.

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[sickbeat]

the lady doth protest too much

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[errandry]

You really wanna go there? Because I remember a couple things about yesterday.

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[sickbeat]

talking about my boobs is really not going to help your case dude

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[errandry]

Sorry, man, I'm gonna ruin that for you in two words.

"What boobs?"

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[sickbeat]

if this is bait for me to start bragging about my huge knockers
im not falling for it

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[errandry]

Hey, I'm just telling you what I saw! Or didn't see, I guess.

And you're fourteen anyway!