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[errandry]

filtered from Wanijima Agito + Minami Itsuki ][

I'm gonna need at least a couple fighters who know what they're doing. The more supernatural powers, the better. Won't take more than three hours if you're good enough, but it might be kind of dangerous.

Killers don't need to bother asking.

Payment negotiable. Give me a price.



♚ IKKI — [ three hours after the first filter ]

I want to talk.

♝ AGITO — [ an hour after the second filter ]

Think we can meet somewhere?

[ ooc | blah blah, Years That Never Were and cursed out of his mind. Offer entirely open, I'll ping with details as needed! Responses after a quick break. ♥ ]

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[sickbeat]

hey i won that round fair and square

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[errandry]

Still gotta get a couple more wins before you start getting crowns!

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[sickbeat]

says who

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[errandry]

Says tournament rules.

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[sickbeat]

doesnt count if you dont show the merch bro

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[errandry]

I'll get my people to forward the paperwork to your people!

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[sickbeat]

what people
the people youre hiring onto your superhero party

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[errandry]

Oh, are we going back to that?

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[sickbeat]

we never left it

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[errandry]

Then nah, they'll be doing too much to file paperwork for me. I'll find some other guys!

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[sickbeat]

still smells rank
like a septic tank of fucking awful and destined to fail ideas that slowly sleep into the groundwater and spread their shit taint across an unsuspecting community
but
ok

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[errandry]

So I'll tell you that you were right with my dying breath or something when the whole thing goes down. You wanna talk about that or are you okay with just the doomsayer role?

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[sickbeat]

no need
ill just sit pompously on my throne of i told you so
maybe demand a few taxes
some first borns

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[errandry]

Now who's jumping way too far ahead?

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[sickbeat]

i know a psychic
had a crystal ball and everything
shes like my weird kind of sister so by logic i am probably part psychic
also time is like
my thing

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[errandry]

You know, it's kind of sad that I can't even tell if you mean that.

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[sickbeat]

rose says i should make a greater effort into being mysterious and enigfuckingmatic

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[errandry]

I dunno if it's all you, though--this place kind of messes up your sense of reality!

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[sickbeat]

wow
irony

[If this were video, Kazu, and if he weren't wearing shades, he'd be staring at you very pointedly.]

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[errandry]

What?

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[sickbeat]

you
are
either seriously clueless or just a lot weirder than i thought you were
no big not like i havent already had to deal with people of both categories
even people dabbling in both overwhelming cluelessness and the fucking strange

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[errandry]

You're gonna have to elaborate a little on that one.

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[sickbeat]

youre in luck man i am the king of elaboration
basically
this is pretty much not how you were yesterday
unless yesterday was the curse and this is how you actually are

1/2

[errandry]

[ ... nnnn, don't notice useless things, kid. you were doing so well. ]

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[errandry]

Yeeeah, I got aged down by a couple years for yesterday. That curse kinda gets around.