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[errandry]

filtered from Wanijima Agito + Minami Itsuki ][

I'm gonna need at least a couple fighters who know what they're doing. The more supernatural powers, the better. Won't take more than three hours if you're good enough, but it might be kind of dangerous.

Killers don't need to bother asking.

Payment negotiable. Give me a price.



♚ IKKI — [ three hours after the first filter ]

I want to talk.

♝ AGITO — [ an hour after the second filter ]

Think we can meet somewhere?

[ ooc | blah blah, Years That Never Were and cursed out of his mind. Offer entirely open, I'll ping with details as needed! Responses after a quick break. ♥ ]

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[sickbeat]

says the guy soliciting strangers on an open network

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[errandry]

Yeeeeeeah, it's not THAT kind of job either.

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[sickbeat]

the lady doth protest too much

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[errandry]

You really wanna go there? Because I remember a couple things about yesterday.

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[sickbeat]

talking about my boobs is really not going to help your case dude

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[errandry]

Sorry, man, I'm gonna ruin that for you in two words.

"What boobs?"

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[sickbeat]

if this is bait for me to start bragging about my huge knockers
im not falling for it

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[errandry]

Hey, I'm just telling you what I saw! Or didn't see, I guess.

And you're fourteen anyway!

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[sickbeat]

yeah just about the perfect age for predators to start showing up on dateline nbc
but i am not about to ask you a/s/l

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[errandry]

Too late, you met me, you know all that stuff already!

Hey, does that make you a predator in training?

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[sickbeat]

dunno
does that make you the trainer

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[errandry]

I'm not taking responsibility for that one.

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[sickbeat]

a little too late for that dude
were in it to win it now

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[errandry]

Is this an evolution I'm seeing here? Newbie evolves into SUPERPREDATOR?

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[sickbeat]

thats one hell of a jump i mean youve got be a little more realistic than that
there are a shitload of valuable steps between noob and SUPERPREDATOR that youre completely overlooking here
and frankly thats pretty fucking unacceptable youre fired

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[errandry]

Hey, hey, hey, I don't remember promoting you to boss!

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[sickbeat]

nah just the client
which essentially makes me the customer
and the customer is always fucking right

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[errandry]

Sorry, client, think we misplaced your order.

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[sickbeat]

wow
youre a pretty shitty trainer

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[errandry]

hey, pretty sure preying's illegal when you're older. I'm saving you from a life of crime in advance!

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[sickbeat]

oh my god
this entire conversation got away from me
and it didnt just wriggle its ass out of my hands it fucking bit me and slapped me in the face a little like an asshole

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[errandry]

[ ............ ]

I'm not even gonna pick on that one.

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[sickbeat]

shrug
the point is i forgot the point
after that taxing doozy of a tangent

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[errandry]

Hey, once a tangent grows THAT much, it deserves to be a topic in its own right!

So don't worry about it.

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[sickbeat]

oh whew
thank fucking god
here i was just a huge conglomerate of all kinds of worries man it was pretty fucking intense
you just saved my ass with that big slice of reassurance right there
thanks