005: Audio (Black Bars Curse)

[itsjustafruit]

What are you gawking at? Never seen a naked person before?

Look, can you car--

[Someone, presumably whomever Crowley's speaking to, makes an unintelligible comment and starts to laugh until the laugh is cut off, turning to a strangled scream that recedes as though the screamer is running very far away, very fast.]

Inconvenient.

[Crowley is naked, and per canon, angels (which Crowley started out as, tyvm) are "sexless unless they really want to make an effort." He's not making the effort, and he has acquired the turntable he was so... ahem... excited by, so he's unwilling to turn into a snake and leave it behind. Naked, Ken doll!Crowley at your service for action, voice, or video that the City will happily turn on at inconvenient moments.]

Comments

[berthierite]

[ ...If you're naked anyway she might as well write on you in sharpie marker... right? ]

[itsjustafruit]

Uh... Berthier... No. [Yes, plz.]

[berthierite]

[Huh? What?]

Hold still.

[itsjustafruit]

[He interposes the box he's holding between her marker and his flesh]

What do you think you're doing?

[indecent_butterfly]

[Oh these days are always so much fun. Have a look of complete confusion and curiosity though Crowley.]

Are you still that young? Pity.



((ooc: AS canon angels are genderless until they're old enough and then they develop. Hatter stopped nir transformation with drugs which explains the androgyny.))

[itsjustafruit]

[Have a look of unfeigned confusion.]

What does age have to do with anything?

[indecent_butterfly]

Or did you stop it as well?

Permavideo

[doeswhathewants]

Well. That's new.

[itsjustafruit]

Nudity? No, it's actually quite old.

[doeswhathewants]

I meant the lack of bits.

So what happens to all the stuff you drink?

[intheblanks]

[Really, he seems to be trying to give the naked guy with the hi-fi system a wide, wide berth. Shame his voice carries.]

I woke up this morning with a bad hangover
And my penis was missing again.
This happens all the time.
It's detachable.
Detachable penis.
Detachable penis.

[itsjustafruit]

[Siiiigh]

I heard that you know.

[Watch out for that bike rack that seems to have turned into an irritable anaconda.]

[intheblanks]

[Well he would look out for it, Crowley, if some naked guy weren't talking to him from across the street.]

No chance you can ignore that and I can ignore what I'm trying to?

[Until he's almost walked into the bike rack - no, snake - and suddenly the naked, anatomically incorrect side of the street looks that much more appealing. ]

Christ.

Video

[mortemscintilla]

Um -

[ asdfghjkldfghhjjksd!!! ]

S-Sir? You're missing, um -

[ What to say in a moment like this? ]

Video

[itsjustafruit]

No, I'm not.

Video

[mortemscintilla]

...Yes. You are.

[ sob sob ken-doll anatomy ]

[archivy]

[ Well, Ivy only meant to go out to buy insects to feed to her daemon. Who is a tiny owl currently perched on her shoulder.

She didn't exactly expect to run into any naked people.

But now that she has, she is inclined to ignore him, except the owl speaks up before she can. ]

Are you anatomically correct?

[itsjustafruit]

[Shhesh, if he had been everyone would have been commenting on how he was indecent. Wasn't this better?]

No. [His wings are still hidden, thus this is an honest no even if most people will misinterpret what makes it honest.]

[archivy]

[ Far better. There's little children around! Though Ivy just taps the owl on the head before turning to Crowley. ] I'm sorry, Mr Crowley. He has not learnt the value of staying silent.

action because i'm terrible

[godoftricks]

[ Loki raises one brow in a perfect arch. ]

If you're going to look like that, it's rather inevitable you'll draw attention.

action because terrible is joy

[itsjustafruit]

[Not impressed Loki]

It's not my lookout if all of you are disappointed in your crotchwatching. I don't have that while biological imperative thing going on. Yay me.

[godoftricks]

That is not what I was referring to. Quite the contrary; in fact I'm sure the lack of that imperative serves you well.

But nudity of any nature will draw the gaze of onlookers. Perhaps you enjoy the attention.

[dignity_misery]

[Well. Then.]

That's... really boring.

[itsjustafruit]

What? The screaming wasn't good enough for you?

[dignity_misery]

The screaming was okay, but pretty short-lived.