itsjustafruit: (alt face - kick in the nuts)
itsjustafruit ([personal profile] itsjustafruit) wrote in [community profile] poly_chromatic2012-08-10 09:53 pm

005: Audio (Black Bars Curse)

What are you gawking at? Never seen a naked person before?

Look, can you car--

[Someone, presumably whomever Crowley's speaking to, makes an unintelligible comment and starts to laugh until the laugh is cut off, turning to a strangled scream that recedes as though the screamer is running very far away, very fast.]

Inconvenient.

[Crowley is naked, and per canon, angels (which Crowley started out as, tyvm) are "sexless unless they really want to make an effort." He's not making the effort, and he has acquired the turntable he was so... ahem... excited by, so he's unwilling to turn into a snake and leave it behind. Naked, Ken doll!Crowley at your service for action, voice, or video that the City will happily turn on at inconvenient moments.]
archivy: (superior » that is what i am)

how much is okay for her to know?

[personal profile] archivy 2012-08-11 03:04 pm (UTC)(link)
No. We have not.
archivy: (Default)

gotcha o/

[personal profile] archivy 2012-08-11 03:10 pm (UTC)(link)
You do not. [ The owl tilts his head. ] She's the Archive.

[ Because that explains everything. ]
archivy: (REPETITION)

[personal profile] archivy 2012-08-11 03:15 pm (UTC)(link)
I am the sum of human knowledge in my world. [ And here. ]
archivy: (Default)

[personal profile] archivy 2012-08-11 03:23 pm (UTC)(link)
No. I have the theoretical knowledge, but not the muscle memory. [ A beat. ] And my hands are still too small for some pieces.
archivy: (wary » i hope this won't blow)

[personal profile] archivy 2012-08-11 06:28 pm (UTC)(link)
Yes. [ A beat. ] He is my soul, but he doesn't have all of my knowledge.

[ The owl narrows his eyes. ] That's because I'm your soul.
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[personal profile] archivy 2012-08-11 08:13 pm (UTC)(link)
My powers extend to this world when I'm in it.

[ She shrugs, but the owl is preening. ]
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[personal profile] archivy 2012-08-11 08:22 pm (UTC)(link)
It is my purpose to preserve knowledge, not to distribute it. And I have hired a bodyguard.

[ That, and she has ample ability to protect herself. ]
archivy: (superior » bad dreams spinning round)

[personal profile] archivy 2012-08-11 08:29 pm (UTC)(link)
I don't require constant supervision.
archivy: (neutral » shiny shoes okay)

[personal profile] archivy 2012-08-11 08:35 pm (UTC)(link)
I do not need constant supervision, Mr Crowley. [ Of that she is quite certain. There's more to the Archive than she lets anyone know, an extent to her powers that not even Raymond knows about.

She needs a babysitter more than a bodyguard, really.
]
archivy: (neutral » i like learning)

[personal profile] archivy 2012-08-11 08:48 pm (UTC)(link)
It is not polite to take the liberty, though.
archivy: (superior » don't you know anything)

[personal profile] archivy 2012-08-11 08:54 pm (UTC)(link)
Politer than taking even more liberty.
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[personal profile] archivy 2012-08-11 09:15 pm (UTC)(link)
I wasn't looking. [ She hasn't been, beyond the first once-over. ] I will leave you to it.