VII. [Video]

[godlyendowment]

[Hercules is shirtless, even sans his normal sash and headgear. He appears to be toweling his hair dry, and the video feed is getting a rather nice shot of his wet and glistening abs. Luckily, that is as low as the feed goes, too. After a moment, Hercules pauses, looking directly into the screen.]

Oh, sorry there, I must have bumped it!

[He laughs, not a bit self-conscious or even embarassed.]

I suppose... You're welcome, ladies.

Comments

[itsjustafruit]

Now that's just gratuitous.

[godlyendowment]

Gratuitous, or just tuitous enough?

[itsjustafruit]

Definitely gratuitous, but hey, vanity's not so bad, and if it leads to lust... just don't make me watch.

[godlyendowment]

Vanity is only a sin to the Christians!

[He laughs, because yes, he thinks that funny.]

[itsjustafruit]

Who said anything about sin? I say do what you want and don't worry about silly things like sin.

[berthierite]

[Whoa, dude, whoa. She laughs quietly behind her hand.]

My, what an exhibition.

[godlyendowment]

By accident, I assure you.

...but did you like what you saw?

[berthierite]

I suppose I have no complaints.

[No compliments either.]

[godlyendowment]

If you did, I suppose I know some women I could try to introduce you to.

[berthierite]

Perhaps they would have a broader range of conversation.

video;

[firstaid]

What am I supposed to thank you for?

[Sorry, she doesn't get it at all.]

Permavideo

[godlyendowment]

The view?

[firstaid]

What view?

[Yeah, she really doesn't get it.]

[godlyendowment]

My magnificent abs?

[firstaid]

Well, I will admit they are well endowed.

permavid.

[chaoswitch]

I don't recall asking for this image.

permavid.

[godlyendowment]

...Wanda?

[chaoswitch]

[ Looking really surprised. ]

You know me?

[godlyendowment]

You don't know me?

[He looks equally surprised.]

[chaoswitch]

I am fairly certain I would not forget a face like yours. [ Or ahem. Body. But only because he's extremely cut for any normal human!


She gives a small sigh. ]

Are you from a world where I have a child, then?

video;

[boutant]

Sure you did.

[ But she's grinning. ]

permavideo;

[godlyendowment]

It was! I would not normally just broadcast this. There are impressionable youths out there.

[boutant]

Well, at least it was only the top half.

[godlyendowment]

Broadcasting the lower half might send the wrong message.

[boutant]

Absolutely. And there are those "impressionable youths" to worry about.