VII. [Video]

[godlyendowment]

[Hercules is shirtless, even sans his normal sash and headgear. He appears to be toweling his hair dry, and the video feed is getting a rather nice shot of his wet and glistening abs. Luckily, that is as low as the feed goes, too. After a moment, Hercules pauses, looking directly into the screen.]

Oh, sorry there, I must have bumped it!

[He laughs, not a bit self-conscious or even embarassed.]

I suppose... You're welcome, ladies.

Comments

[itsjustafruit]

Now that's just gratuitous.

[godlyendowment]

Gratuitous, or just tuitous enough?

[itsjustafruit]

Definitely gratuitous, but hey, vanity's not so bad, and if it leads to lust... just don't make me watch.

[godlyendowment]

Vanity is only a sin to the Christians!

[He laughs, because yes, he thinks that funny.]

[itsjustafruit]

Who said anything about sin? I say do what you want and don't worry about silly things like sin.

[godlyendowment]

I only worry about truth and justice.

[itsjustafruit]

[If anything his faint smile gets wider. It's a good reaction to such insipid statements if you don't want people shouting, "What's wrong with you? Only monsters hate truth and justice!"]

And the gym?

[godlyendowment]

This body is mainly built through butt-kicking and godly genetics.

[itsjustafruit]

[Ugh]

What are you, one of those professional wrestlers?

[godlyendowment]

I am Hercules, son of Zeus. Professional hero.

[berthierite]

[Whoa, dude, whoa. She laughs quietly behind her hand.]

My, what an exhibition.

[godlyendowment]

By accident, I assure you.

...but did you like what you saw?

[itsjustafruit]

[The gleam off Herc's teeth might just give Crowley a headache.]

Thus the comment about Christianity. I thought your lot were kind of flexible on the genetics, I mean don't you have an aunt who was a headache?

video;

[firstaid]

What am I supposed to thank you for?

[Sorry, she doesn't get it at all.]

[godlyendowment]

I was one of the lucky ones.

[itsjustafruit]

What does a professional hero do in the City?

[berthierite]

I suppose I have no complaints.

[No compliments either.]

Permavideo

[godlyendowment]

The view?

[godlyendowment]

Heroic things!

[godlyendowment]

If you did, I suppose I know some women I could try to introduce you to.

[itsjustafruit]

[Long on muscle short on brains, eh?]

Such as?

[berthierite]

Perhaps they would have a broader range of conversation.

[godlyendowment]

...Are you saying I'm dumb?

[godlyendowment]

Punching bad guys?

[itsjustafruit]

You find many of those around here?