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[doeswhathewants]

I, for one, welcome this influx of visitors. Say, are any of you clever souls up for a game of three card monte?

[OOC: Anything goes on 4th wall day!]

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[lizardofguilt]

Have you no shaaaaaaame?

I love you and I love OGLAF

[doeswhathewants]

No? Should I?

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[lizardofguilt]

You cheeeeeeeeat.

( hurling epithets )

Cheateeeeeeeeeer.

[doeswhathewants]

You cannot prove that! Perhaps you are simply a poor player.

[lizardofguilt]

Cheaaaaaater! Cheaaaaaaaater!

( logic what is this? )

[doeswhathewants]

You've not even played me yet. But you ought to. Twenty buys you in for a round.

[lizardofguilt]

You can't fooooool meeeeeeee.

Soon they'll all know what you aaaaaaaare.

[doeswhathewants]

What? I cannot hear you, come closer...

[lizardofguilt]

( declaiming your list of crimes )

Deceptiooooooon. Maliiiiiice. Magiiiiiic.

Fleaaaaaas.

[doeswhathewants]

What- I do not have fleas!

[lizardofguilt]

They'll never come ooooooout.

You'll itch foreveeeeeeeer.

[doeswhathewants]

I've often wanted a lizard skin wallet. Your hide would be just large enough...

[lizardofguilt]

I'm deaaaaaaaaad.

( gloat gloat )

You can't touuuuuuuuuch thiiiiis.

[doeswhathewants]

Y-you're a ghost?

[lizardofguilt]

I am the lizard of guiiiiiiilt.

[highcostofliving]

How about go fish?

[an_instrument]

A simple thing. The turn of a card.

[Coins are better. Gosh.]

[doeswhathewants]

Aaaa- wait. That's just silly. Why a lizard of guilt?

[doeswhathewants]

Afraid to try your luck at monte, miss? Monte loves the ladies, hardly ever lose. Triple your money at least, if you have the luck.

[doeswhathewants]

A turn of the card makes a winner or a loser out of a person. Care to try a hand? Twenty dollars buys you in. No refunds unless you win.

[mended_fate]

[Say hello to heavily Scottish accented speech.]

Three card monte? What in the world are you going on about?

[i_am_a_maenad]

I think I'm clever enough to hold onto my money, dear.

even your BFF you haven't met yet?

[helsmaiden]

[ Leah's just going to sidle up next to the card table, vaguely unamused. ]

What are you doing?

OMGGGGG... but yes, even you, Leah.

[doeswhathewants]

[He's just going to give you a Look because-]

Ah, miss, if you want to play, you have to be on that side of the table. [And he's just going to point to the side where the sucker stands, the side of shame, the side of the loser, the side of- well, you get the point.]

[doeswhathewants]

Oh, I imagine you are more clever than that. Clever enough to win it back three fold by playing.