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[doeswhathewants]

I, for one, welcome this influx of visitors. Say, are any of you clever souls up for a game of three card monte?

[OOC: Anything goes on 4th wall day!]

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OMGGGGG... but yes, even you, Leah.

[doeswhathewants]

[He's just going to give you a Look because-]

Ah, miss, if you want to play, you have to be on that side of the table. [And he's just going to point to the side where the sucker stands, the side of shame, the side of the loser, the side of- well, you get the point.]

[helsmaiden]

[ Nope. Not gonna move. ] Why would I want to play? I'll stay here, thank you.

Or we could do something else. Anything else.

[doeswhathewants]

OH. Well. That is flattering and all, but I have coin to liberate and you strike me as the kind of girl who might just eat her partner after mating. No offense , of course.

[He's just going to smile in that slightly smug way.]

[helsmaiden]

None taken, Loki.

[ My, you are acting rather unusual. Which is to say, not unusual for you at all. ]

[doeswhathewants]

[He's just going to throw up his hands. The resemblance is useful to gaining a bit of an advantage with Thor, but -] This is the third time. I need to start wearing a name tag. Hello, my name is Serrure.

[He's working himself into a huff.] Were I a magical super villain, does anyone truly think I would be hustling cards?

[helsmaiden]

[ If the Dead's Keepers chuckled, that's what Leah would be doing right now. ]

You're not a super villain, you're just an annoying trickster boy. And you have no magic, remember?

[doeswhathewants]

Obviously. That is what I just said. [He might have just rolled his eyes.]

Who are you, anyway?

[helsmaiden]

[ She rolls hers back, but then squints at him. ]

Leah? Your "B.F.F."? [ she uses actual finger quotes. ] The girl you stuck in a great dirty hole in the ground because you couldn't talk your way into getting her a room in Asgardia?

[doeswhathewants]

[He's going to affix you with the most dubious look ever.] Are we pretending right now? If so, I get to be Wolverine.

But, Leah, Leah, no, I know no Leah. And I have no "B.F.F." [He's going to use your finger quotes] Only a business parter- Luc. You are lacking the wrong ah- tackle to be him. Oh, but if you are from Asgard in truth, Thor and Sif are here, perhaps they can help you?

[pigtailsbutterflyknives]

[And here we have a Mindy, walking through the crowd. She still has a shopping bag in hand and she slows down when she hears Serrure arguing with someone named 'Leah'. She's not concerned. Nope. Not at all. Just....eyeing the situation warily.]

You okay, Serrure?

[helsmaiden]

[ Leah completely ignores the mortal girl, instead addressing Loki's utter daftness. ]

What game are you playing? Do you truly not know me? [ She looks around, ] Are we now in the City of Saint Francisco, with Sigurd once again making us forget who we are?

You know I do not like asking so many questions.

[ She is put. out. ]

[doeswhathewants]

[And he's just going to grin at Mindy] Perfectly fine. It seems I am simply popular with the ladies today.

[To Leah, he purses his mouth.] No, this is called the City. I think it exists independent of time and space. Also, I am not entirely sure where the City of Saint Francisco is. America? Sigurd. No no, I've not heard of him. Or her. I do not owe them money, do I?

Perhaps you are from a different world. Like mine, but ... different. Or- or the future of my world. Except, again, not Loki. Serrure. Come on, it is not that difficult to pronounce.