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[doeswhathewants]

I, for one, welcome this influx of visitors. Say, are any of you clever souls up for a game of three card monte?

[OOC: Anything goes on 4th wall day!]

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[lizardofguilt]

Have you no shaaaaaaame?

I love you and I love OGLAF

[doeswhathewants]

No? Should I?

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[lizardofguilt]

You cheeeeeeeeat.

( hurling epithets )

Cheateeeeeeeeeer.

[doeswhathewants]

You cannot prove that! Perhaps you are simply a poor player.

[lizardofguilt]

Cheaaaaaater! Cheaaaaaaaater!

( logic what is this? )

[doeswhathewants]

You've not even played me yet. But you ought to. Twenty buys you in for a round.

[lizardofguilt]

You can't fooooool meeeeeeee.

Soon they'll all know what you aaaaaaaare.

[doeswhathewants]

What? I cannot hear you, come closer...

[lizardofguilt]

( declaiming your list of crimes )

Deceptiooooooon. Maliiiiiice. Magiiiiiic.

Fleaaaaaas.

[doeswhathewants]

What- I do not have fleas!

[lizardofguilt]

They'll never come ooooooout.

You'll itch foreveeeeeeeer.

[doeswhathewants]

I've often wanted a lizard skin wallet. Your hide would be just large enough...

[lizardofguilt]

I'm deaaaaaaaaad.

( gloat gloat )

You can't touuuuuuuuuch thiiiiis.

[doeswhathewants]

Y-you're a ghost?

[lizardofguilt]

I am the lizard of guiiiiiiilt.

[doeswhathewants]

Aaaa- wait. That's just silly. Why a lizard of guilt?

[lizardofguilt]

You haven't been eating all your veggiiiiiiiies.

You're going to stay shooooooooort.

[doeswhathewants]

You know, I think we could set up a pretty good fortune telling racket if you really can see into the future.

And short orphans are more endearing.